Johanna: Detour! Dead or Alive!
Melissa: Well we aren't dead and we don't want to be dead, race-wise, so we will do alive.
Johanna: Alive it is!
SKIT TASK:
1. Johanna: Let's start! Let's watch the demonstration!
2. Melissa: The clothes are really nice. But the masks?? Ew...
3. Johanna: I agree. And look at that dance!
All we do is what? Stamp our feet?
4. Melissa: Let's try it out. We are already changed, but I am not wearing the mask until end.
5. Johanna: Let's try it. We basically have to stamp our feet.
6. Melissa: How, exactly?
7. Instructor: You have to move it like you are dancing in flamenco.
8. Johanna: We've never danced the flamenco. Nor chacha, nor waltz, nor ballet, etc.
9. Instructor: Gee...Okay, so you have your clothes? You, lady, slippers only!
10. Melissa: Oh...gosh. Sorry.
11. Johanna: Do we get to keep the money we earn?
12. Instructor: Ask Mr. van Munster.
13. Johanna: Hmm...So teach us now.
14. Instructor: Like this. *he demonstrates*
15. Melissa: Is there a way to get that in slow motion?
16. Instructor: I can make it Fast Forward. *he demonstrates*
17. Melissa: Ehh...No thanks. This is harder than I though.
Melissa struggled a lot while Johanna was okay.
18. Melissa: You are seriously killing me here.
19. Instructor: Oh no, Melissa! You're wrong!
20. Melissa: As always??
Why?
21. Instructor: You need to put your arms back!
22. Johanna: Yah! Like an old man doing the hillbilly dance!
23. Melissa: You don't ballet, waltz, or flamenco, but you hillbilly dance. 'Kay...
Melissa succeeded the dance.
24. Melissa: Am I okay?? Amirite??
25. Instructor: It's okay with me. But it doesn't end there! You need to learn to do it lower, and learn to spin whilst!
26. Johanna: I wanna kill you right now, then you'd be sent to the other Detour!
27: Instructor: Why? Is it Dead?
28. Melissa: Yah. So teach us these moves properly!
29. Instructor: They won't be easy you know, but you probably do know by now.
30. Melissa: Kind of obvious.
They took some time learning.
31. Johanna: You can do it, Melissa! Do it for the crowd!
The crowd cheers.
32. Random person: YOU SUCK!!!
33. Melissa: HEY!
She finally excelled in it.
Instructor: Well done! That's what you need, motivation!
34. Melissa: I need that person to shut his mouth!
35. Johanna: This dancing really requires a lot of footwork, it is so painful, dancing under the hot sun.
36. Melissa: Are we done?
37. Instructor: Do you have the necessary amount of money?
38. Melissa: No. Keep trying!
39. Instructor: Okay, so now you got the basic steps, start performing!!
40. Both: Okay! (They start dancing.)
41. Instructor: NO! Look at them! What did you notice?
42. Both: Hmm...
43: Johanna: Ah! When one dances, the rest stops, except in the end!
44. Instructor: Correcy! And when you are not dancing, be like an old man!
45. Melissa: Isn't this Detour called Alive? Why are we using old people as references?
46. Johanna: Let's just do it!
47. Melissa: This dance is really bloody hell.
48. Johanna: Don't forget your mask!
49. Melissa: Thanks, Johanna. Now let's start dancing!!!
After they got their necessary amount of Mexican Pesos...
50. Both: MY FEET HURTS!!!!!!!!!!