RealShowFan's The Amazing Race 1!

[Bryan Yates]

Jenna & Kathryn were OUT! =(

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Lionel & Debra, Holly & Gabrielle, and Martin & Mackenzie in a tie in the poll <3 x3

Should I end the poll and create a new one each time, eliminating the least voted, until we have our three? Or should I make it a mini-voting game instead? =) By the way, this is for choosing All-Stars, and I'm not even sure if there will be an All-Stars (I HOPE SO THOUGH!). Deem the voting game/poll as a popularity contest. X)

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Keep voting!

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Gotta get this thing to work! I am noticing that the fanfic mayhem has stopped, so as the F.F.F. ( ), I'll try my best to post the rest of these eppies, and then RTAR2, and continue with that HERE. I'll have to think about the mini-games too, whether I should continue them or not. ^_^

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Episode 10: To Me They're Like A Troop Of Cheerleaders In Uniform.

Phil: Previously on RealShowFan’s The Amazing Race...The six remaining teams fly to Hong Kong.
Gabrielle: Fly to Hong Kong!
Lionel: Cool.
Phil: The two frontrunners couldn’t get a good enough flight to keep their lead.
Lee: Is this the only flight?
Lili: Geez, so late.
Phil: After the unused Yield, comes a difficult Detour choice between the money wasting task and the time wasting task.
Lili: This is hurting my eyes.
Kristine: Where’s our money?
Phil: Holly & Gabrielle used their final power to U-Turn the Asian high school teachers.
Holly: Pure strategy, guys. Sorry.
Lee: Those sneaky spikers!
Phil: Teams skate around for a Roadblock.
Lionel: Woah! That hurts...
Gabrielle: Ow, that’s a bum blast.
Phil: And the three old teams fell behind.
Lili: Man, I am really horrible at this.
Lee: We aren’t getting anywhere with this.
Mackenzie: Aw. Sorry guys!
Phil: In the end, Lionel & Debra prevented Holly & Gabrielle to get out of second place.
Debra: YEAHHH!
Holly: This is the best time to be mad at being second!
Phil: While Lili & Lee fell short, but were given a second chance.
Phil: This is a predetermined Non-Elimination Leg!
Lee: Thank goodness!
Phil: Six teams are still in the game. Who will be eliminated next?

Phil: Hong Kong, this East meets West city is a shopping paradise. And in the New Territories area of the city, Park Island’s Noah’s Ark. This feature of the island’s garden is the eighth Pitstop in a race around the world. Teams arrived here at the end of last leg for a mandatory rest period. Will Holly & Gabrielle EVER get out of second place? Will Martin & Mackenzie be willing to wait for their best friends, who are fourteen minutes behind? And more importantly, will Lili & Lee be able to overcome their Speedbump to avoid last place? Lionel & Debra, who were the first to arrive at 11:19pm, will depart at 11:19am.

First To Depart: 11:19am
Debra: Walk back to the ferry pier and take the ferry to Central. Once you arrived at the Central Ferry Pier, search for your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now leave Park Island and travel by ferry to Central. Once they depart the ferry, they’ll find their next clue.


Lionel: It looks like we’re leaving Park Island.
Debra: This place sure looks nice enough to live. I mean, wow!

Second To Depart: 11:22am
Gabrielle: You have $75 for this leg of the race.
Gabrielle (conf.): We’re always second. Ever since we Yielded the fat boys we constantly arrive second. We used our final power, the U-Turn, I hope that won’t curse us for the rest of our lives.
Holly: Let’s hurry, girl. Maybe Lionel & Debra got on a ferry already and we’re gonna miss it and have to wait for another one.
Gabrielle: Okay.

Park Island Pier:
Debra: Come on...Faster, faster...
The 11:30am departed.
Lionel & Debra: :yess:
Holly: Dang it!!
Gabrielle: Oh my god. :groan:

Third To Depart: 11:25am
Kristine: You have $75 for this leg of the race.
Penelope: :yess:
Kristine: Now’s a good time to build sandcastles. :lol:
Kristine (conf.): Park Island was really wonderful. It has a peaceful atmosphere. I really love it there.

Park Island Pier:
Gabrielle: We missed the ferry by two minutes and now we have to wait for thirty more minutes.
Holly: Lionel & Debra have a very huge lead now.
Twenty minutes later, Penelope & Kristine arrived.
Kristine: Did we make it just in time?
Holly: Lionel & Debra left.
Kristine: Really? Crap.
Kristine (conf.): We are still waiting for our first leg win. Pretty frustrating that already eight legs in and we still don’t have a win.

Central Ferry Pier No. 2:
Debra: We’re heeeerrrreee...
Lionel: There’s our clue!
Debra: Fantastic!
Lionel: Make your way to Ocean Park in Admiralty and find the entrance for your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now make their way to this amusement park for their next clue.


Debra: Does anyone know how to get to Ocean Park!?!
Tourist: Ocean Park? Oh well you can take the MTR to Admiralty!
Debra: Huh? Excuse me? What is an MTR?
Tourist (looking confused): Mass Transit Railway.
Debra: Huh?
Tourist (looking confused and shocked): It’s an underground train. There’s one.
Debra: Oh...okay, thank you.
They took the right train and headed to Admiralty.

Park Island Pier:
Holly: Finally! We’re leaving! And no other teams managed to catch up!
Kristine: Awww...This is sad.
Penelope: You’re really gonna miss this place, are you?

Ocean Park:
Debra: This sign here says Ocean Park......
Lionel: Long way......
They finally arrived at Ocean Park.
Debra: Look, there’s the Speedbump.
Lionel: Make your way by taxi to Hong Kong Police Training School in Wong Chuk Hang.
Phil: Teams must now find this police training school to retrieve their next clue.


Debra: TAXI!!!
They got a taxi after a few minutes.
Debra: Hong Kong Police Training School in Wong Chuk Hang?
Taxi driver: Okie!

Fourth To Depart: 12:11pm
Martin: Take a ferry to Central.
Mackenzie: Should we wait for them?
Martin: They said it’s okay for us to leave them.
Mackenzie: Yeah, they did. And they might be able to catch the same ferry as us.

Park Island Pier:
Mackenzie: We have nine minutes to wait.
Martin: Here goes the anticipation.

Central Ferry Pier No. 2:
Penelope & Kristine and Holly & Gabrielle raced for taxis. Holly & Gabrielle stopped a taxi first, Penelope & Kristine long after.
Gabrielle: Ocean Park, please! ;D
Kristine: Holly & Gabrielle are so brave to stop taxis like that. :lol:
Penelope: Ocean Park in Admiralty, sir.

Hong Kong Police Training School:
Debra: Is this it?
Taxi driver: Yeah.
Lionel: Maybe we should check inside?
They checked inside.
Debra: Woah.
Debra (conf.): We saw an army of police officers. I had a feeling we were hardcore criminals getting caught. :lol:
Lionel (conf.): To me they’re like a troop of cheerleaders in uniform. :funny:
The police officers were marching back and forth.
Debra: There’s our clue.
Lionel: Fly to Chiang Mai, Thailand!!
Phil: Teams must now fly to Chiang Mai, in Thailand.

Phil: Once there, they must find a marked Tuk-Tuk where their next clue awaits along with a driver. Until noted, they must travel on the Tuk-Tuk they took, and have to pay the driver.


Debra: :yess: We’re going to Thailand!!! :wohoo:
Lionel: I wonder how much is it to go to the airport...

Fifth To Depart: 12:25pm
Bryanna: Take a ferry to Central.
Keith: It’s five minutes to 12:30. We won’t make it, I think.
Bryanna: Let’s run just to make sure.
Keith: I can’t, dear. My leg.
Bryanna: What happened?
Keith: Stumbled into something. :groan: I can still walk, just not run.
Bryanna: Okay...

Last To Deart: 12:29pm
Lili: You have $75 for this leg of the race.
Lili (conf.): We were last at the last leg but we were spared of elimination in exchange of a Speedbump. We’ll make it through. ;D
Lee: We won’t catch the 12:30pm ferry. There’s only one minute left.

Park Island Pier:
The third ferry left.
Mackenzie: They didn’t make it. :ascared
Martin: I wish them luck.

Ocean Park:
Gabrielle: This is wicked, but America has better rides.
Holly: Make your way by taxi to Hong Kong Police Training School in Wong Chuk Hang.
Gabrielle: Quick!
Holly: Wong Chuk Hang Hong Kong Police Training School!?!?
Taxi driver: Okie.

Hong Kong Police Training School:
Taxi driver: There it is.
Gabrielle: Let’s check it out...
Holly: Woah...This is awesome.
Gabrielle: And I see our clue...Fly to Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Holly: :wohoo:

Park Island Pier:
Keith: We missed it.
Lili: I’m not surprised at all. :lol:
They are now waiting.

On their way to Hong Kong International Airport:
Debra: Hello? Good afternoon. Yes, we want to find a flight. We want to find flights, any Economy flights, to Chiang Mai, Thailand? Okay............We want the one that arrives the earliest. Don’t matter about the price, it has to have two seats, Economy seats, and is going to Chiang Mai the earliest. Thai Airways International? Okay, we’ll take two. Debra Harrison and Lionel Potter. Thanks! ;D She said that’s the earliest.
Lionel: And now we’re on our way to Thai Airways.

Ocean Park:
Kristine: Look, there’s the Speedbump.
Penelope: Make your way by taxi to...
They headed to the school.

Hong Kong Police Training School:
Kristine: Wow, this is awesome. I’ve never seen this many policemen.
Penelope: So cool.
Kristine: And there’s our clue!
Penelope: Fly to Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Kristine: Oh no. Something tells me we’re gonna be harmed by the language barrier. :groan:
Penelope: :lol:
They headed to the airport.

Central Ferry Pier No. 2:
Mackenzie: Make your way to Ocean Park.
Martin: Sounds like Sea World.
Mackenzie: Taxi!!
She managed to stop a taxi and they are headed to Ocean Park.

Park Island Pier:
At 1pm, the final teams are shown leaving Park Island and heading to Central.

Ocean Park:
Mackenzie: Thank you, dear.
Martin: Is this Ocean Park!?!
Taxi driver: Yes.
Martin: Oh my goodness. I hope we don’t have to get a ride there or something.
Mackenzie: Make your way by taxi to Hong Kong Police Training School in Wong Chuk Hang.
They are headed to the school.

Hong Kong Police Training School:
Mackenzie: Wow, this is so cool...
Martin: Reminds me of the World War days. Except the past was a lot less peaceful. :lol:
Mackenzie: :funny:
Martin: Sweetie, I see the clue.
Mackenzie: Fly to Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Martin: We’re leaving Hong Kong. :ascared
Mackenzie: Bye guys! We love Hong Kong!!
The police stopped their march and applauded them.
Mackenzie: Airport?
Taxi driver: Okay.

Hong Kong International Airport:
Lionel & Debra easily got the flight they knew about.
Debra: Time for some resting.
Lionel: I’ve had enough rest at the taxi.
They began to wonder around, bored.

Central Ferry Pier No. 2:
Keith: Make your way to Ocean Park.
Lili: Let’s go!
Lee: Maybe we should ask the locals for the preferred transport.
Bryanna: Are we taking a taxi?
Keith: Sure.
They had a hard time stopping a taxi while Lili & Lee found out the cheapest and fastest way is to take an MTR.
Lili: Thank you so much!
Local: Don’t mention it!
Lee: Quick, let’s go!
Bryanna: Dear, what are Lili & Lee doing?
Keith: You try to see, I’ll catch up with you. This leg’s a pain, this leg’s a pain... :groan:
Lili & Lee managed to get tickets to Admiralty, Bryanna copied them. Bryanna & Keith managed to get in the same train Lili & Lee took.
Lee: Bryanna & Keith copied our transportation.
Lili: It’s okay, we should be able to outrun them. I’m just hoping something happens so that we can catch up.

Travel Agency:
Kristine: Hi there.
Travel agent: Hello.
Kristine: We’re going to Chiang Mai, Thailand. We want the fastest flight arriving there.
Travel agent: Okay, hold on...Yes, there’s this flight. (He showed them the details.)
Kristine: We’ll book two of them...Thanks! ;D

Hong Kong International Airport:
Gabrielle: Excuse, can we borrow your laptop for a sec? We want to find flights to Chiang Mai.
Man: Hm...Sorry, I can’t. Business stuff.
Gabrielle: Please! We’re in a race!
Man: Race? :res:
Gabrielle: Please, we really want to search for flights! Please!
Man: Okay...To where?
Gabrielle: Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Man: Hm...I found this. (He showed them the details.)
Gabrielle: Thai Airways International...Thank you so much! You’re my hero! :kuss:
Man: Don’t mention it!
Gabrielle: Come on, Holly.
They got a flight.

Ocean Park:
Lili: Oh dear...Speedbump.
Lee: Don’t tell me...
Phil: Having spared elimination last leg, Lili & Lee have now hit a Speedbump. In this Speedbump, the team enter Ocean Park and ride on the Dragon. Once done, the operator will hand them their next clue.


Bryanna: Hurry, Keith.
Keith: I’m coming.
Bryanna: Make your way by taxi to Hong Kong Police Training School...Good luck guys!
Lili: Oh...thanks...
Lee: I hope it’s not that tall one! :ascared
Lili: It says there Abyss Turbo Drop so I don’t think that’s it.
They asked where the Dragon is.
Tourist: Oh, that’s the Dragon! That’s a devil, that thing is! SO FAST! Of course, not as good as the one in Universal Studios and other US amusement parks. :lol: But still, most popular ride here!
Lili: I think I’m gonna faint.
Lee: You are kidding me.
Lee (conf.): Oh...my...god...The Speedbump was to ride on the Dragon.
They waited in line...a long line.

Hong Kong Police Training School:
Bryanna: Fly to Chiang Mai, Thailand! :wohoo:
Keith: :yess:
Bryanna: Maybe we can see Martin & Mackey there! :jumpy:

Hong Kong International Airport:
Kristine: Thank you!!!
Penelope & Kristine got their Thai Airways International flight.

Travel Agency:
Martin & Mackenzie found the same Thai Airways International flight to Bangkok.

Ocean Park:
Lili & Lee: AHHHH!!!!
They weren’t on the ride yet, they’re just screaming because it’s almost their turn. A lot of people look at them.
Woman: Sir, madam...If you are scared to go, just leave!
Lili: Sorry, but we have to do this. We’re very sorry for the inconvenient scream. It’s our first time!
Woman: :lol: Okay. Good luck! :waves:
They finally got on the Dragon.
Lili: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Lee: Okay...
Lee (conf.): I started to do this meditating thing. :funny: I don’t want to scream on national TV, my students and family and kids would laugh at me so hard. :lol:
Lili: Oh my word, we’re up now. It’s such a long ride.
Lili (conf.): And here’s comes the screaming part.
Lili & Lee (and the other people on the ride): AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWOOOAAAHH!!! AAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! Woah! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Lili: OHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSH!
Lee: AAHhhh!
Lee (conf.): I had a small fear of heights. That was scary!
They passed the upside-down thing.
Lili: Oh dear!
Lee: This is so wicked and cool!!!
Lee (conf.): It was like there was no tomorrow! :lol:

Hong Kong International Airport:
Martin & Mackenzie got the Thai Airways International tickets.

Ocean Park:
The ride finished, Lili’s hair was all messed up.
Lili: That...was...I’m glad I didn’t eat lunch yet.
Lee: I bet if Bryanna & Keith did this...
Lili: Oh gosh, I have a headache. Let’s be silent for this moment.
Lee: Make your way by taxi to Hong Kong Police Training School.
A dizzy Lili & Lee found a confused taxi driver, who took them to the school.

Hong Kong Police Training School:
Lili: Oh wow...
Lee: Fly to Chiang Mai, Thailand. Thank goodness!

Hong Kong International Airport:
The first four teams left.

Phil: Lionel & Debra, Holly & Gabrielle, Penelope & Kristine, and Martin & Mackenzie are on a Thai Airways International flight to Bangkok.

Travel Agency:
Bryanna: Hi, we would like to book two tickets for the fastest flight to Chiang Mai?
Travel agent: Hm...You missed the 2:10 one...
Bryanna: What? Aw... :ascared
Travel agent: But there is a 3:50pm Cathay Pacific flight to Bangkok and from there take a Thai Airways flight to Chiang Mai. If all is done you’ll be at the city at 8:10pm.
Bryanna: 8:10...not bad. Okay then.
Bryanna (conf.): We were farther away from Martin & Mackenzie now. :duno:
Ten minutes later, Lili & Lee entered the travel agency and found the same flight.
Lee: We are so behind now, even with the flights.
Lili: It stinks right now.

Hong Kong International Airport:
At 3:50pm, the final two teams departed.

Suvarnabhumi Airport:
Lionel: Come on, Deb! We need this Thai Airways International!
Debra: Okay!
Gabrielle: Where do you think it is?
Holly: Let’s try there!
Kristine: Let’s follow Lionel & Debra!
Mackenzie: We’re following Holly & Gabrielle.
Lionel & Debra and Penelope & Kristine found the Thai Airways International.
Counter worker: You must hurry.
Debra: Let’s hurry, baby!
Penelope: It’s now or never, sis! We want this lead!
Kristine: Yes, I know!
The flight departed for Chiang Mai.
Debra: Phew, that was close. :lol:
Kristine: I wonder where are the other two teams.
Holly: Oh my gosh, it’s back there.
Gabrielle: Dang... :groan:
They found out the flight left.
Mackenzie: We made the wrong choice dear.
They found out about the Bangkok Airways flight and just took it.

Phil: Lionel & Debra and Penelope & Kristine are now on a Thai Airways International flight arriving at Chiang Mai at 6:25pm. Holly & Gabrielle and Martin & Mackenzie are on a Bangkok Airways flight arriving at Chiang Mai at 6:50pm. While that, Bryanna & Keith and Lili & Lee are on a Cathay Pacific flight to Bangkok. From there, they take a Thai Airways International flight arriving at Chiang Mai at 8:10pm.

Chiang Mai International Airport:
Debra: Tuk-Tuk! Does anyone see a Tuk-Tuk with red and yellow on it!?
A local points to a line of Tuk-Tuks.
Debra: No, those aren’t marked!
Kristine: Here, Penelope. Let’s quieten.
Penelope: Read it, sis. And quick, before they find us.
Kristine: Make your way to Pimanthip Golf Course.
Phil: Teams must now find Pimanthip Golf Course for their next clue.


Kristine: I hope we get to play golf.
Debra: Where is it? :groan:
Penelope: Pimanthip?
Tuk-Tuk driver: Okay.
It took some time before Lionel & Debra could find the Tuk-Tuks.
Debra: They’re here, babe!
Lionel: Ah! How can we miss that?
Debra: Pimanthip Golf Course, please!

Pimanthip Golf Course:
Kristine: ¢Íº¤Ø³!! ;D
Penelope: There it is...Roadblock! Who wants to be put to the test?
Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one team member has to perform. In this Roadblock, that team member must complete four different areas of their choice under ten hits. Once done, a golf instructor will hand them their next clue.


Kristine: I think I should do it.
Penelope: Why? You did four, I did three.
Kristine: Because I think it has something to do with golf. Put may be the wordplay of P-U-T-T.
Penelope: Hm...Okay then. Kristine is doing it.
Kristine: :yess: I was right!
Penelope: You’re smart, sister.
Kristine: :lol: Here I go then.
Penelope: Good luck!
Kristine: So I need to pick four? I’ll pick one, two, three, and four.
Kristine (conf.): I decided to pick the first four courses to play because they’re closest with each other and they’re most likely the easiest ones.
Kristine started off well, with three hits she’s decently close to the hole already
Penelope: Go Kristine!
Kristine: ;D This is so fun!
Kristine (conf.): It was a smart decision for me to do the Roadblock because Penelope isn’t good at golf.
Kristine: Course 1 is done! :yess: I did it in five hits!
Penelope: Keep going, sis!
Lionel & Debra arrived.
Lionel: Thanks.
Debra: Roadblock! Who wants to be put to the test? I’m doing it......Oh, I have to play golf. I don’t play golf much. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I played golf.
Lionel: Well then it’s nice to learn playing it again. :lol: Good luck, honey.
Debra: Thanks, dear.
Debra chose to do course 1, 5, 6, and 7. She struggled at course 1.
Debra: This is already hard.

Chiang Mai International Airport:
Holly: Tuk-Tuk!
Mackenzie: What is a Tuk-Tuk?
Holly: There it is, Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: Make your way to Pimanthip Golf Course. We can only take this Tuk-Tuk as transport.
Holly: I know. Pimanthip Golf Course? Pimathip. (She pretended that she was playing golf.)
Tuk-Tuk driver: Oh, okay.
Holly: I hope we picked the right driver.
Mackenzie: Make your way to Pimanthip Golf Course.
Tuk-Tuk driver: Okay.

Pimanthip Golf Course:
Kristine already completed course 2 and headed to her third course, course 3. Debra was on her ninth hit.
Debra: Come on... (She hits it.) :wohoo: I did it, boy!
Lionel: You’re doing great!
Debra: Okay, now...
Debra (conf.): I chose to skip to course 5 just in case I caught up to Kristine and needed to wait. Well, I sucked so there wouldn’t be a difference anyway. :funny:
Penelope: You’re doing great, sis!
As Kristine was on her seventh hit and Debra was on her fifth hit, Holly & Gabrielle arrived.
Gabrielle: Roadblock! Who wants to be put to the test.
Kristine: :wohoo:
Penelope: :hearts: One more, Kristine!
Holly: They’re playing golf. But I’m doing it anyway...So I have to pick four course...I choose courses 15, 16, 17, and 18. :lol:
Gabrielle: Haha, Holly.
Martin & Mackenzie arrived.
Mackenzie: Roadblock. Who wants to be put to the test?
Martin: My wife’s doing it. I’ve done too much.
Mackenzie: Yep...Oh cool, I get to play golf!
Debra: Come on...I only have one shot at this. (Hits!) Come on...YES!!
Lionel: Great job, honey!
Mackenzie: I am gonna do courses 10, 11, 12, and 13.
Holly: This is hard.
Holly (conf.): It was so hard for me to play golf. When I hit, it either goes too far, or too close. :groan:
Debra: Oh no! It got in the water!
Lionel: Just find it and try to hit it!
Debra: I will.
Mackenzie: This is real fun.
Kristine: I’m done!
Instructor: Congratulations!
Kristine: Thanks! :jumpy:
Penelope: :jumpy: What does the clue say?
Kristine: Make your way to Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School. Once there, go to the kitchen and learn to make hot and sour soup with shrimp with the help of a teacher. If the teacher is satisfactory you will receive your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now make their way to the best cookery school in Chiang Mai. At the school they will be taught how to make hot and sour soup with shrimp. They will receive their next clue if the teacher is satisfied.


Kristine: Okay. Tuk-Tuk! Tuk-Tuk! Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School?
Tuk-Tuk driver: Cookery?
Kristine pretended that she’s cooking.
Kristine: School!
Tuk-Tuk driver: Ahh...Sompon Nabnian!
Kristine: Yeah, yeah...What is a Sompon Nabnian?
Penelope: :duno: I think it’s Thai for something.
By this time, Debra completed her third course, Holly failed her first, and Mackenzie is during her second.
Debra: This one is my last one!
Gabrielle: Come on, Holly! You can do this!
Holly: I know, Gabrielle! Just let me do this.
Gabrielle: Good luck!
Mackenzie: I am loving this!
After a few minutes, Debra failed her fourth course, Holly passed her first, Mackenzie is on to her last course.
Martin: You’re catching up, sweetie!
Mackenzie: :yess:
Debra: You’re fast, Mackey!
Mackenzie: Thank you, deary. ;D
Holly: This is so annoying.
Holly (conf.): It was getting darker and so it became harder to see. The lights were just as irritating as my losses.
Holly: We’re definitely out of second place.
Gabrielle: :lol:
Holly: Was that really funny?
Gabrielle: Wasn’t it?

Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School:
Penelope: So we need to make hot and sour soup with shrimp.
Kristine: Lucky there are no chefs this season. :lol:
Chef: Hello and welcome to Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School. I will now teach you how to make hot and sour soup with shrimp and you must succeed to make it with your own hands and not of others.
Penelope & Kristine: Thank you.

Pimanthip Golf Course:
Instructor: Here is your next clue!
Mackenzie: :hearts:
Martin: You did so well!
Debra: Dang...
Debra failed again and Holly is on to her third.
Holly: I am getting the hang of this.
Gabrielle: Go Holly!
Holly: I don’t need cheering, Gabrielle, it’s distracting!
Gabrielle: Oops, sorry!
Martin: Make your way to Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School and learn to make hot and sour soup with shrimp...
Mackenzie: :yess: We cook for our son most of the time! We’ll do this!
Martin: Ya darn right! We don’t farm shrimps...
Mackenzie: :funny:
After a few minutes, Debra finished it while Holly is in the middle of her last course.
Debra: Sorry, baby.
Lionel: It’s okay. Let’s go.

Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School:
Martin & Mackenzie arrived and the chef had to start over. He was in almost to the end again.
Kristine: Is this right?
Chef: Oh? I didn’t even say the last part yet.
Kristine: We’d just like you to try ours out to check if we’re on the right track.
Chef: Hm...Great! Here’s your next clue!
Penelope & Kristine: :jumpy: :jumpy: Oh my gosh!
Mackenzie: Sir, chef sir, continue please. We’re almost done as well.
Chef: Haha, okay.
Penelope: Make your way to the next Pitstop! Golden Cupids Hotel!
Phil: This hotel in Chiang Mai, where it focuses on the environment with their Eco Tours, is the Pitstop in this leg of the race. The last team to check-in here may be eliminated.


Kristine: If we are first, I’ll be SO happy!
Debra: Oh, you guys already finished?
Martin (whispering to Mackenzie): They’re here.
Chef: Oh, new team! Lucky I just finished. :lol:
Martin: Is this okay?
Mackenzie: Wait...Okay!
Chef: Hm...Mmm, better than the first team! Here’s your next clue!
Mackenzie: Let’s go, Martin!
Martin: Make your way to the next Pitstop!
Mackenzie: So close...
Mackenzie (conf.): This was the closest time we were close to being in first place.

Chiang Mai International Airport:
Lili & Lee found their Tuk-Tuk before Bryanna & Keith.
Lee: Make your way to Pimanthip Golf Course!
Keith: Faster, sir! I’m so sorry, Bryanna. My leg just hurts.
Bryanna: Hey, it’s okay.

Pimanthip Golf Course:
Instructor: Here’s your next clue!
Holly: Whoo! Finally!

Golden Cupids Hotel-Pitstop:
Two teams are going to the Pitstop.
‘Is that a hotel!? Those pinks houses?’
‘They’re like purple.’
‘Let’s hurry. We might have gotten our very first number one position!’
‘This is all too exciting.’
‘Where’s Phil?’
‘I think he’s at the other side...’
‘Hm...’
‘There!’ They stepped onto the mat.


Greeter: ÊÇÑÊ´Õ! Welcome to Chiang Mai, Thailand!
Kristine: Thank you!
Penelope: Thank you so much! Thailand’s greater than I thought! And easier to get around than I thought! :lol:
Kristine: Oh my gosh, sis, this is so intense.
Phil: Penelope & Kristine, you, are team number..............................1!!
Penelope & Kristine: Oh my gosh!! :jumpy: :hearts:
Kristine: We finally did it!
Penelope: This is so wicked cool.
Phil: And as winners of this part of the leg-(is cut off)
Kristine: ‘Part of the leg’!?!! Should it be ‘leg of the race’!?!
Phil: No, here is your next clue.
Penelope & Kristine dropped their jaw.
Phil: Good luck, unfortunately your first place may still have to wait.
Kristine: Oh my god! How irritating!
Penelope: Dang it!

*End of Episode 10: To Me They're Like A Troop Of Cheerleaders In Uniform. - Lionel*

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Episode 11: No, I Am Not Diabetes-Positive!

Phil: Previously on RealShowFan’s The Amazing Race...Teams go to the Hong Kong Island side of the city.
Holly: Finally! We’re leaving!
Kristine: Awww...
Phil: Lili & Lee encountered a very speedy Speedbump.
Lili: I think I’m gonna faint.
Lee: You are kidding me.
Phil: Some teams excel at the Roadblock, others struggled.
Kristine: ;D This is so fun!
Debra: Oh no! It got in the water!
Holly: I don’t need cheering, Gabrielle, it’s distracting!
Gabrielle: Oops, sorry!
Holly: This is so annoying.
Phil: In the end, Penelope & Kristine finally arrived at the Pitstop first, but it was a fake.
Phil: No, here is your next clue.
Penelope: Dang it!
Phil: The six remaining teams continue racing. Who will be eliminated next?

Kristine: I just want to cry now. :groan:
Penelope (conf.): We thought we were officially first, but it was a To Be Continued leg. We were surprised!!
Kristine (conf.): If we’re eliminated next you will never see the end of night ever again. :groan:
Kristine: What’s our clue this time?
Penelope: Hmm...Oh crap this is not good. Teams must now enter the hotel and sign up for one of two departure times, one leaving at 2:00pm tomorrow and the other leaving at 3:30pm.
Penelope & Kristine were the first on the 2:00pm leave.
Penelope: Great, just great...

Golden Cupids Hotel-Fake Pitstop:
Mackenzie: Hey Phil, we miss ya. :lol:
Phil: Martin & Mackenzie, you, are team number 2!
Mackenzie: Wow, dear, that’s great!
Phil: However, this is not a real Pitstop! Keep racing!
Mackenzie: Aww...
Martin & Mackenzie were the last to sign up for the 2:00pm leave.
Mackenzie: Great job, girls!
Penelope: Right on! Sis, we have a one in two chance to win still!
Kristine: Maybe, but who knows?

Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School:
Chef: Good job!
Debra: Thank you...Nice job, baby!
Lionel: Make your way to the next Pitstop!
Debra: Third is good enough for me.
A minute later, Holly & Gabrielle arrived.
Gabrielle: We’re ready to learn, sir chef teacher mister, sir! ;D
Chef: Let’s get started then, shall we?

Pimanthip Golf Course:
Lee: Roadblock! Who wants to be put to the test?
Lili: Lee’s doing it!
Lee: Cool, I get to play golf.
Lili: What!? I have to skate around while you do the less fit sport golf?!
Lee: That’s the plan. :lol:
Lee chose courses 1, 2, 3, and 4 and began.
Lee: I chose these courses because they’re most likely the easiest ones to do.

Golden Cupids Hotel-Fake Pitstop:
Phil: Lionel & Debra, you, are team number...3!
Debra: We’re fine.
Phil: However, this is not the end of the leg yet!
Debra: I’m in awe.
Lionel: At least we have time to catch up.
They were first on the 3:30pm departure.
Debra: You’re kidding me! Now I fully regret being third. All that lead would be for nothing now!
Martin: Sorry guys.
Mackenzie: Yup.
Mackenzie (conf.): It was defintiely great to be on a huge lead. We don’t have to worry about being in last place. ;D

Pimanthip Golf Course:
When Lee finished his second course, Bryanna & Keith arrived.
Bryanna: They are so fast. :ascared
Keith: Roadblock. Who wants to be put to the test? Can you do this, dear?
Bryanna: Okay...Golf? I don’t remember playing golf but I’ll try.

Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School:
Holly: Make your way to the next Pitstop!
Gabrielle: Let’s go.

Golden Cupids Hotel-Fake Pitstop:
Holly: It’s great to see you Phil!
Gabrielle: At least we’re for sure not second now. :lol:
Phil: Holly & Gabrielle, you, are the fourth team to arrive. However, keep racing!
Holly: Wow, really?!
Gabrielle: We better not fall last...Sign up on one of two departure times.
They are the second on the 3:30pm departure.
Holly: We have a lot of work to do tomorrow, it’s best to get some sleep.
Gabrielle: Night, Holly!
Holly: Night.

Pimanthip Golf Course:
It took some time until one team completes the Roadblock first.
Instructor: Here is your next clue!
Lili: Make your way to Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School.
Lee: When will this end!?
Bryanna finished her second course.

Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School:
Lee: Hello!
Chef: Welcome! Tonight, I will teach you how to make hot and sour soup with shrimp!
Lili: Mmm...Sounds delicious! Let’s start working!

Pimanthip Golf Course:
After long minutes, Bryanna finally finished and they headed to the school.
Bryanna: I will be so sad if we’re eliminated. :ascared

Chiang Mai Thai Cookery School:
When Lili & Lee were halfway done, Bryanna & Keith arrived. A second chef taught them. After long minutes, one team completes the task.
Lee: Finally! :jumpy:
Lili: Make your way to the next Pitstop!
Bryanna: :groan:
Lili: Sorry guys!
Lee: At least we made it with the Speedbump!

Golden Cupids Hotel-Fake Pitstop:
Greeter: Welcome to Chiang Mai, Thailand!
Lili: Thanks!
Phil: Lili & Lee, you, are team number..................5!
Lili: My gosh! So close!
Phil: So you finished the Speedbump and didn’t come in last! Great job!
Lee: It feels great!
Phil: Unfortunately you will have to keep going. Here is your next clue!
Lili: Aw...
Lili & Lee were the third on the 3:30pm departure.
Bryanna & Keith finally arrived.
Bryanna: I am so scared. :ascared
Greeter: Welcome to Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Bryanna: Thank you.
Phil: Bryanna & Keith, you, are the last team to arrive.
Bryanna (whispering): Non-Elimination...Non-Elimination...
Phil: Keep racing!
Bryanna: Non-Elimination...Huh? What does that mean?
Phil: The leg is not over! Here’s your next clue!
Bryanna: Goodness gracious! Thanks Phil!
Bryanna (conf.): We were given a second chance I think.
Keith (conf.): My leg still hurt that time so I thought it would be worse. :groan:
Bryanna & Keith were the last on the 3:30pm departure.
Bryanna: We are hoping tomorrow will be a better day for us.
Keith: And for my leg.

Next Day:
At 2pm, the two teams departed and received their clues from the doorman.
Kristine: Make your way by the same Tuk-Tuk to the Chiang Mai railway station and proceed to Bangkok, Thailand. You must use one of these tickets.
Phil: Teams must now make their way to the railway station and travel to Bangkok with one of two tickets.

Phil: Once at Bangkok, they make their way to Wat Pho and find the Reclining Buddha for their next clue.


Kristine: Caution: Intersection Ahead!!!!
Phil: This is the second Intersection in the entire race. Two teams must join forces for a period of time and work together on tasks.


Penelope: That means we’re teaming up with Martin & Mackenzie. :groan:
Kristine: Yup. No other way.
Martin: So we have one train arriving at 6am tomorrow and another arriving at 7am tomorrow. Great...more rests needed.
Mackenzie: Dear, I have a plan. (She whispered to Martin her plan.)
Martin: That just might work! Oh my gosh! You’re so smart!
Mackenzie: ;D

Chiang Mai Railway Station:
Penelope: Yay we’re here!
Kristine: We’re definitely taking the Rapid Train 109!!
They boarded the train.
Penelope: I hope Martin & Mackenzie will make it here just in time.
Soon after, Martin & Mackenzie arrived.
Martin: ......We’re not gonna take this train.
Mackenzie (conf.): My plan was to take the second train. Yes, we would arrive later, but we would be able to see Bryanna & Keith and be able to work with them at the Intersection. And Penelope & Kristine would have to wait until the rest of us arrives. That would bring us all back on equal ground!
At 2:30pm, the train left.
Kristine: I didn’t see them. Do you think they made it?
Penelope: I hope so. :ascared
Mackenzie: I am so smart.

Golden Cupids Hotel:
At 3:30pm, the four teams departed and headed to Chiang Mai Railway Station.

Chiang Mai Railway Station:
Debra: We have no choice but to take the Sprinter which arrives at 7:20am. We may be able to catch up to the two teams.
Mackenzie: Look, all four teams are coming.
Martin: This’ll be a shocker.
Holly & Gabrielle, Lionel & Debra, Lili & Lee: Martin!?! Mackenzie?!?
Bryanna: Oh my gosh! :hearts: You guys rock!
Bryanna (conf.): They are so smart. They knew there would be an Intersection and so they skipped the first train to be on the second and so they have a shorter wait to wait for us. ;D And also, Penelope & Kristine would be the only ones at the Intersection and so they would have to wait for the rest of us, which is everybody else, and so their lead is gone as well.
Holly: Holy cow!
Martin: We wanted the air-conditioned train. ;D
Debra: This is whacked, cool.
Debra (conf.): Martin & Mackenzie’s friendship with Bryanna & Keith really took over their minds now! It’s awesome!!
At 6pm, the train left.

Phil: All teams are on one of two trains to Bangkok. Penelope & Kristine are on Rapid Train 109 arriving at 6:05am. The rest of the teams are on Sprinter 1 arriving at 7:20am.

Bangkok Railway Station:
The first train arrived.
Kristine: Shall we take a taxi or Tuk-Tuk?
Penelope: Just pick one! Before Martin & Mackenzie gets one!
Kristine: What difference will there be anyway?
They got a taxi.

Wat Pho:
Kristine: There’s the Intersection!
Penelope: Yay we reach here before Martin & Mackenzie! :lol:
They started waiting, waiting, and waiting.
Kristine: You know what, sis?!
Penelope: What?
Kristine: There are three possibilities right now! One, Martin & Mackenzie are SO lost in Bangkok they haven’t arrived yet! Two, Martin & Mackenzie got SO lost in Chiang Mai they missed the train and had to take the second one. Three, they decided to take the third one to help decrease our lead!
Penelope (sighing): Oh my god...It’s the third one. They’re helping Bryanna & Keith.
Kristine: Darn it! This sucks!
Kristine (conf.): Martin & Mackenzie are not smart people, even being old. Not saying they’re dumb, they’re just not smart.
They begged money for the duration of their wait.

Bangkok Railway Station:
Lee: Tuk-tuk! Wat Pho?
Gabrielle: Taxi!!! Wat Pho?? Reclining Buddha?
Taxi dirver: I know!
Gabrielle: You better!

Wat Pho:
Kristine: Penelope, a taxi’s comin’!
Penelope: I hope that’s someone from this game and not them!!
Holly: Hey girls!
Kristine: Finally! We’ve been waiting so long!
Holly: Martin & Mackenzie are getting smarter each leg. :lol:
Penelope: We’re Intersected! :jumpy:
Gabrielle: Detour! Water or Rock!
Phil: A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour, teams must choose between two tasks taking place in two special locations of Bangkok. The choice: Water or Rock.

In Water, teams go to the Floating Market in Damnoen Saduak. Once there, they must go to one of the marked sampans. From there, they must deliver the fruits they must transfer and row to this place, Bang Rak. Since four people on a sampan can cause a problem, two must only row, and the other two must only put the fruits on the boat. Once the two rowers delivered the fruits, they will receive their next clue and must row back. This task may have a more equal share of workload, but the Intersected teams that cannot decide properly and co-operate, may drown their status in this race.

In Rock, teams go to this ruins or old city, Ayutthaya. Once there, they must go to a marked area and pick up rocks in the area and put them in the wagon. They must then transfer the wagon filled of rocks to this place, Wat Phra Ram. Once they have transferred all the rocks, they will receive their next clue. This task is physically demanding, but we all know that two is better than one, and four is better than two. And it makes the situation better with the fact that they only have to transfer once.


Kristine: Which one should we do?
Holly: :duno:
Lee: Intersection!
Lili: The two old teams are here. You know what they’ll do. :res: Come on, Lionel & Debra!
Bryanna: We’re Intersected!
Martin: As usual.
Mackenzie: Detour! Water or Rock!
Keith: Hm...Water has a lot of things to do. I say Rock.
Martin: I agree.
Mackenzie: Rock it is.
Penelope: We’re doing Water.
After a few minutes, Lionel & Debra arrived.
Debra: We’re very sorry guys!
Lee: You better be...
Lionel: Detour! Water or Rock!
Debra: I say we should do Water.
Lili: No, I think Rock’s the better option. The oldies are going for it.
Debra: Fine then...

Water:
Holly: Those must be the marked boats!
Gabrielle: Okay, we’ve discussed this in the taxi. Penelope and I will row, Kristine and Holly will transfer.
Kristine: Good luck gals!
Penelope: Thanks sis!
Kristine and Holly began transferring. Once done, Penelope and Gabrielle began rowing.
Kristine: Go guys! :hearts:
Holly: Is your sister short tempered?
Kristine: Eh? Why you ask?
Holly: I don’t know if Gabrielle will be able to cope this...
On the rowing...
Gabrielle: Too slow, Penelope...Faster.
Penelope: Okay...
Gabrielle: You’re not going fast enough.
Penelope: I am rowing my hardest...
Gabrielle: You really should work out some more...
Penelope:
Penelope (conf.): One thing I noticed about Gabrielle is that she has a habit of insulting people. Dunno if it’s direct or indirect and if she meant to say it or not.
At the market...
Gabrielle: We’re here...
Penelope: Is it enough?
Lady: No, not enough. Some more!
Penelope: How many?
Lady: Some more.
Gabrielle: Let’s not waste time, Pen!
Penelope: Pen? :groan:
Gabrielle: Row faster this time!
At the transfer area.
Kristine: Yay! :jumpy:
Gabrielle: There isn’t enough! We need more!
Holly: Crap!
Penelope: ...

Rock:
Mackenzie: Where is the marked area?
Bryanna: We can do this guys!
They started loading the rocks on their wagon, struggling a lot.
Lili & Lee and Lionel & Debra arrived.
Lionel: C’mon guys! If we’re fast enough, we will catch up to them!
Debra: Oh definitely!
Lee: Let’s quick!
After some time, one Intersected team quickly finished the task.
Man: Here is your next clue.
Lili: Thank you!
Martin: We lost a lot of time. :groan:
Lionel: Make your way to Jim Thompson’s House for your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now make their way to Jim Thompson’s House where they’ll find their next clue.

Debra: :wohoo:
A few minutes later, Martin & Mackenzie and Bryanna & Keith completed the Detour and headed to Jim Thompson’s House as well.

Water:
Gabrielle: There! That’s the last of them! Is it enough!?
Lady: Yes!! Yes! Here is your next clue!
Penelope: Thanks a bunch!
At the transfer area.
Penelope: We got it!
Kristine: :yess:
Holly: Jim Thompson’s House! Let’s go!

Jim Thompson’s House:
One team arrived at the destination first.
Gabrielle: Thanks!
Kristine: Where’s our clue?
Holly: It’s probably inside.
Penelope: Yep, here it is.
Gabrielle: What does it say?
Holly: Hold up......Okay.
Penelope: You are now not Intersected! Make your separate ways to Leela Thai Herbal Spa in Sathorn to retrieve your next clue!
Phil: Teams must now go to this herbal spa, where a massager will hand them their next clue.


Gabrielle: Still four clues left in the clue box. We’re first here.
Kristine: Hurrah!
Penelope: Kristine, we’re not Intersected anymore!
Holly: Quick, Gabrielle! No way am I getting second again!!

Leela Thai Herbal Spa:
Holly: Do you have something for us?
Massager: Here is your next clue!
Holly: Thank you!
Gabrielle: Oh my gosh...A massage would be great right about now...
Holly: Make your way to Kerikeri, New Zealand!
Phil: Teams must now fly to Kerikeri, New Zealand. It is in their marked car where they’ll find their clue.


Gabrielle: Hopefully our lead won’t decrease by a flight this time!!
A few minutes later, Penelope & Kristine arrived and headed to the airport.

Jim Thompson’s House:
Lee: Make your separate ways to Leela Thai Herbal Spa...
Debra: Where a massager will hand you your next clue.
Lionel: They’re leaving!
A few minutes later, the other two teams arrived.
Keith: You are now not Intersected!
Bryanna: We’re definitely not gonna separate.
Mackenzie: There are no clues left! We’re last!! :ascared

Leela Thai Herbal Spa:
Lili: I hope we will receive a massage! I’m tired!
Massager: Here is your next clue!
Lee: Make your way to Kerikeri, New Zealand. Aw...
Debra: Once there, grab a marked car and find your next clue in it.
Lionel: We’re going to New Zealand? That’s awesome!
Three minutes, the two other teams received their clues and drove to Suvarnabhumi Airport.

Suvarnabhumi Airport:
Penelope: Well, we’re searching for flights but right now the best flight is the Singapore Airlines slash Air New Zealand flight. Departing at 4:20pm and arriving at 2:10pm the next day.
Kristine: This game is seriously taking a lot of resting time. :lol:
While the two teams kept searching for a better flight, the four last teams arrived and got flights departing at 7:20pm and arriving at 2:10pm the next day as well. In the end, everyone gave up.
Gabrielle: We lost our freaking lead, again.
Kristine: This sucks right now.
Lee: This is good for us! We have more time to catch up now!

Phil: All teams are now on one of two different routes to Kerikeri, New Zealand. Holly & Gabrielle and Penelope & Kristine are on a Singapore Airlines flight with a stop in Singapore and arrives in Auckland New Zealand. Lili & Lee, Lionel & Debra, Bryanna & Keith, and Martin & Mackenzie are on a Thai Airways International flight to Auckland. From there, all six teams will take an Air New Zealand flight to Bay of Islands Airport, Kerikeri, New Zealand.

Bay of Islands Airport:
Order of finding their car was...Holly & Gabrielle.........Martin & Mackenzie......Penelope & Kristine............Lionel & Debra.........Lili & Lee...and Bryanna Keith.
Gabrielle: Yes! We’re first here again!
Martin: Speed up, dear.
Mackenzie (gasping): Okay.
Holly: Roadblock! Who is saccharine?
Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one team member must perform. In this Roadblock, they must first go to Makana Confections. There, the Roadblock must eat the chocolates on one of the marked tables and find the one with an almond inside it. Once they find one and showed it to the shopkeeper, they will receive their next clue.


Holly: I’m saccharine!
They headed off, and that made the rest of the teams know where the cars are.
Mackenzie: I’m doing the Roadblock again!
Kristine: Roadblock! Who is saccharine?
Penelope: What is saccharine?
Kristine: No idea. :duno:
Penelope: I’ll do it...OH MY GOSH! :jumpy: I’m eating chocolates!
Kristine: Darn!
Debra: Lionel’s saccharine.
Lionel: Do you like to eat chocolates?
Debra: I’m a sweettooth. :lol:
Lionel: I think you should do it.
Debra: Really? Aw, thanks dear!!! :kuss:
Lee: Who is saccharine?
Lili: That means sweet. I’m sweet, I’ll do it!
Lee: What am I?
Bryanna: Who is sa...CH...
Keith: This can’t mean something good.
Bryanna: Martin & Mackenzie forgot to wait for us. :funny:
Keith: I’ll do it I guess.
Bryanna: Ooh...You need to eat chocolates...Are you positive for diabetes?
Keith: No, I am not diabetes-positive!! But I don’t like this challenge at all...Too much sugar...

Makana Confections:
Gabrielle: You are so lucky! :groan:
Holly: Be back soon!
Martin: Go dear!
Mackenzie: I’ll try my best!! Time to put my war face on!!!
As time progresses, all the teams arrived at Makana Confections.
Bryanna: Martin, you left us back there.
Martin: We’re very sorry. :groan: We decided to follow Holly & Gabrielle because they’re often first to find cars.
Bryanna: Okay then. ;D
Finally, one person completes the task first.
Mackenzie: Oh my gosh! I found it!
Holly: Shoot...
Martin: DEAR!!! Great job!
Mackenzie: Bryanna, we’re so sorry we left you alone!
Bryanna: Go! It might be the Pitstop! So you could get your very own first place!
Mackenzie: Really? How about you?
Bryanna: I’ll be okay here. ;D
Mackenzie: Are you sure?
Bryanna: Just go.
Mackenzie: Make your way to the next Pitstop! The Kemp House!
Phil: Teams must now make their way to the next Pitstop: Kemp House, or now known as Mission House. If they find out the new official name of Kemp House and know where it is, they can find the Pitstop. This house is part of the Kerikeri Mission Station by the Church Missionary Society and is the oldest surviving building of the country, and it is now the ninth official Pitstop of the race. The last team to check-in here may be eliminated.


Mackenzie: Bye Bryanna, good luck!
Bryanna: ;D
Mackenzie: It was a really, really, really sweet task!
Martin: And now we’re on our way to the Pitstop!
Another team completed it.
Penelope: I did it sis!
Kristine: Great job! :wohoo:

On their way to Mission House:
Mackenzie: Hello, we would like to go to the Kemp House?
Local: :duno: I’m sorry, I don’t know who Kemp is.
Mackenzie: Okay then...
Kristine: Um...Gidday, sir! We would love to go to Kemp’s House?
Local: Hm...Nope, nothing I know about Kemp.
Kristine: Thanks though!

Makana Confections:
Holly: YES!!!
Lili: I found it! Great!
Lee: Pitstop! Kemp House!

On their way to Mission House:
The four teams asked locals where Kemp House/Mission House is. Two teams were told the directions first.
Local1: Oh ey...Right there! But it’s not called Kemp House anymore, it’s Mission House.
Martin: Ahh...Okay...Thank you!
Local2: Kemp House? I’m sorry, but you must be mistaken, that’s the old name of Mission House. Mission House is right over there, not far for a drive.
Lee: Really? Great! Thanks!

Makana Confections:
Lionel: Come on Deb, you can do this.
Bryanna: This is so nerve wrecking. :ascared
.........Suddenly...
Keith: I got it! Sorry, dear!
Bryanna: Yay!
They left.
Lionel: Keep going Debra!
Debra: Babe, my teeth is aching from all this...

Mission House-Pitstop:
‘We can do this, we’re almost there! :hearts: ‘
‘Please, Phil, we don’t want a new clue...’ They stepped onto the mat.

Greeter: Gidday!! Welcome to Kerikeri, New Zealand!
Martin: Gidday!
Phil: Martin & Mackenzie, you, are team number.........1!
Mackenzie: :wohoo:
Martin: :yess:
Phil: As winners of this leg of the race you have won a trip for two from Travelocity......to Auckland and Wellington, New Zealand!
Mackenzie: Awesome!!
Phil: You will experience the good life of New Zealanders in hotels. You get to try extreme sports, and normal sports too. And you are each given $1000!
Martin: That is awesome!
Phil: So you left your friends again.
Mackenzie: They decided to let us go ahead and try to get a first. I hope they’ll make it.
Phil: How much fun are you having?
Mackenzie: Oh, Phil, dear, more than anything I want to be on TV, and especially on The Amazing Race. This is a dream come true!

Makana Confections:
Debra: I found it, dear!
Lionel: Great job!
Debra: I’m so sorry!
Lionel: Don’t be!!

Mission House-Pitstop:
‘My word, this is so tiring!’
‘This race is seriously getting tougher!’ They stepped onto the mat.
Greeter: Gidday! Welcome to Kerikeri, New Zealand!
Lili: Kerikeri’s a cool name.
Phil: Lili & Lee, you, are team number 2!
Lili: We did it! We’re back up!
Lee: :jumpy:
Phil: You survived the Speedbump! Awesome job!
Lee: This is so cool!
As more and more teams, eventually all the teams found the direction to Mission House, it’s a tight race to the Pitstop:
‘Oh yeah! Great job, girl!’
‘You did a great job too.’ They stepped onto the mat.
Greeter: Gidday! Welcome to Kerikeri!
Gabrielle: Thanks!
Holly: What place are we now, Phillips...
Phil: Holly & Gabrielle, you, are team number 3.
Gabrielle: Darn it! We’re cursed to go first!
Phil: Which is worse? The curse that you’ll never be first again or the curse that you’ll always be second?
Gabrielle: Well both ways we’re never first. :lol: Can’t really answer that right now, because we WILL get a first!!!
‘Yes, it’s here! Finally!’
‘Wow...What a hot day.’ They stepped onto the mat.
Greeter: Gidday!
Kristine: Gidday! ;D
Phil: Penelope & Kristine, you, are team number.........4!
Kristine: Aww...
Penelope: We should’ve gotten a first last time!! This is really unfair!
Phil: Everything’s predetermined!
Kristine: We know Phil...We’re just expressing our frustration.
A race for last between the final two teams!
Debra: Excuse me, where is Kemp House?
Keith: Sir! Sir! Do you know where Kemp House is?
Local1: Oh, young lady, first of all, it’s Mission House! It’s there!
Debra: Okay. There, Lionel. Drive faster...
Lionel: I’m not gonna pass the speed limit.
Local2: Kemp House is there, that house there. You can’t miss it.
Keith: Thanks.
Bryanna: I am so scared. :ascared
Debra: Let’s get out from here.
Bryanna: I see Phil, and the guy there.
Keith: Let’s go then!!
One team stepped onto the mat.
Greeter: Gidday!!
Phil: Mmhm............Lionel & Debra, you, are team number......5!
Debra: PHEW!!
Lionel: That was so close!
Debra: I was getting ready to go home!
The last team finally arrived, minutes later.
Bryanna: Yay! ;D
Keith: I feel my leg hurting again. What’s doing this?
Phil: Bryanna & Keith...you, are team number...............6.
Bryanna: :ascared We’re last...
Phil: I am sorry to say...That you are the last team to arrive.
Keith: Aw...
Phil: And...............You have been eliminated on the rest.
Bryanna (sobbing): It’s okay...We’ve had our fun.
Phil: So, The Amazing Race portion of your anniversary is done?
Bryanna: We were doing it for an anniversary? Oh, I forgot. :groan:
Phil: Have you had fun?
Bryanna (sobbing again): Yeah, it’s been great fun.
Keith (with tears): We have proven that even after 40 years of marriage, our bond is still tight.
Bryanna: And we have also proven that people in the 80s like us can run this race with so much success.

Bryanna (conf.): We love each other more now, it’s made our life, this race.
Keith (conf.): I love you honey. :kuss:
Bryanna (conf.): Aww I love you too. :kuss:
Keith (conf.): We’re hoping Martin & Mackenzie can keep the old people hopeful, and that us elderly can achieve so much!
Bryanna (conf.): Cheers for them! We’re hoping they win!

*End of Episode 11: No, I Am Not Diabetes-Positive! - Keith*

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Episode 12: Please Lord Let Us Find The Clue...

Phil: Last time on RealShowFan’s The Amazing Race...The six teams continued leg nine.
Penelope (conf.): We thought we were officially first, but it was a To Be Continued leg.
Debra: I’m in awe.
Phil: They faced their second and last Intersection. Martin & Mackenzie took this as an opportunity to level all teams again.
Martin: ......We’re not gonna take this train.
Holly: Holy cow!
Phil: That upsets sisters Penelope & Kristine.
Penelope (sighing): They’re helping Bryanna & Keith.
Kristine: This sucks!
Phil: At the Detour, Penelope gets insulted.
Gabrielle: You really should work out some more...
Penelope:
Phil: Teams then fly to Kerikeri, New Zealand, where a sweet Roadblock took place.
Penelope: I’ll do it...OH MY GOSH! :jumpy: I’m eating chocolates!
Mackenzie: It was a really, really, really sweet task!
Phil: Finding the Pitstop was just as hard as finding the new name of the Pitstop.
Mackenzie: Hello, we would like to go to the Kemp House?
Local: :duno: I’m sorry, I don’t know who Kemp is.
Local2: Kemp House? I’m sorry, but you must be mistaken, that’s the old name of Mission House.
Phil: In the end, Martin & Mackenzie became the first team with same surnames to win first in a leg.
Phil: Martin & Mackenzie, you, are team number.........1!
Mackenzie: :wohoo:
Martin: :yess:
Phil: While their best friends Bryanna & Keith fell behind and couldn’t catch up to the sugar rush.
Bryanna: :ascared We’re last...
Phil: You have been eliminated on the rest.
Bryanna (sobbing): It’s okay...We’ve had our fun.
Phil: FIVE teams remain! Who will be eliminated next!?!

Phil: This is Kerikeri. And in the heart of the city, Mission House. This oldest surviving house of the country, New Zealand, is the ninth Pitstop in a race around the world. Teams arrived here at the end of last leg for a mandatory rest period. Can Lionel & Debra get out of last place? Can Martin & Mackenzie continue on with much passion when Bryanna & Keith were with them, or will they suffer from the loss of their friends? Can Penelope & Kristine finally win a leg, them being the only team who hasn’t won one yet? Martin & Mackenzie, who were the first team to arrive at 3:06pm, will depart at 3:06am.

First To Depart: 3:06am
Mackenzie: Fly to Buenos Aires, Argentina... Once there, grab a marked car and drive to Recoleta and find the Floralis Genérica where your next clue is.
Phil: Teams must now fly to the city of Buenos Aires.

Phil: Once there, teams must drive to this place and find this structure for their next clue.


Mackenzie: Let’s go.
Mackenzie (conf.): I am so sad Bryanna & Keith are gone. They were such great players.
Martin (conf.): It’s hard for my wife to move on in things like this, especially at this age.
Mackenzie (conf.): It’s gonna be hard to continue on with the race. But I have to do this to keep them proud.

Second To Depart: 3:09am
Lili: You have $56 for this leg of the race.
Lili (conf.): Final five! Lee, that’s pretty cool.
Lee (conf.): That is cool, huh? Not only am I making my students proud, but also our staff.
Lili (conf.): This is great right now. We’re doing awesome.
Lili: We’re gonna have to go straight to the airport. It’s too early...or too late, to ask for a phone or go to a travel agency.

Third To Depart: 3:14am
Gabrielle: Fly to Buenos Aires, Argentina! Woah! Now that’s what I’m talking about!! :yess:
Holly: You have $56 for this leg of the race, neat.
Holly (conf.): It is getting down to its last drop. It’s all or nothing or now.
Gabrielle (conf.): If we’re Yielded, U-Turned, or doomed because of a Fast Forward somehow, we’re gonna regret using our powers.
Holly (conf.): At least we’re out of the second place streak. :lol:

Fourth To Depart: 3:17am
Penelope: Fly to Buenos Aires, Argentina!
Kristine: Cool!
Kristine (conf.): We want to win! We really want to win. We’ve been extremely kind all throughout the race and for us, it’s hard to change that.
Penelope (conf.): I don’t think we’ll be who we aren’t and do something to hinder the other teams’ place in the game. If we have to, we might.

Last To Depart: 3:19am
Debra: You have $56 for this leg of the race.
Debra (conf.): We are so surprised we’ve come a long way! But we’re last now, we gotta remind ourselves that. We might be next.
Lionel (conf.): It is getting close to the end now. The million dollar prize is just there! Look! It’s gonna be competitive, for sure.

Bay of Islands Airport:
All teams got on the same flights.

Phil: All teams are now on a LAN Airlines flight departing at 5pm to Auckland. There they take an Air New Zealand flight with a stop in Santiago to Buenos Aires, the flight arriving at 8pm the next day.

Ministro Pistarini International Airport:
Order of finding their cars were...Martin & Mackkenzie, Holly & Gabrielle, Lionel & Debra, Lili & Lee, and Penelope & Kristine.
Mackenzie: Someone told me the place we’re going is a flower statue!
Holly: Come on, Gabrielle!
Debra: Drive! I know where it is!
Lee: It’s here, Lili!
Kristine: Oh crap.

Floralis Genérica:
Martin: I found it!
Mackenzie: Fast Forward!
Phil: This is the third and last Fast Forward of the race. If a team completes the Fast Forward, they may skip all tasks and head directly to the Pitstop. However, only once can a team use the Fast Forward so they must decide on the best time to use it. In this Fast Forward, they must find the National Museum of Fine Arts. Once there, they must search around the museum quietly and find the Fast Forward clue.


Mackenzie: Ooh... :colors:
Debra: Fast Forward! We can’t take it!
Mackenzie: I feel I need to relax after losing our best friends. We’ll take it.
Lionel: Okay then.
Debra: Make your way to the Colon Theatre entrance for your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now drive to this theatre for their next clue.


Gabrielle: Colon Theatre!
Debra: Let’s go!
Holly: We don’t have a map. We have to follow them.
Lee: Fast Forward! This is the last one!
Lili: I think Martin & Mackenzie took it already.
Kristine: Fast Forward!
Penelope: We have to search this place...
Lee: Let’s go for it! I think we can beat them!
Lili: If you say so.
Kristine: Let’s not risk it. Two teams are already going for it.
Penelope: Yeah. We’re going to Colon Theatre.

National Museum of Fine Arts:
Martin: Here it is...
Mackenzie: Boy, let’s start searching.
Four minutes later, Lili & Lee arrived. They all searched around.

Colon Theatre:
One team finds their next clue first.
Penelope: Detour! Wear or Chair!
Phil: A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour, teams will have to get used to the theatre. Their choice: Wear of Chair!

In Wear, teams must enter backstage of this wonderful theatre and dress up the clothes they’re given. Then, they must go onstage and recite the small scripts they’re given. If they get the pronunciations, acting, and performance right, they will receive their next clue. This task may be a lot of fun and it is an honor to enter Colon Theatre’s backstage. But the acting part without understanding the meaning might wear teams out.

In Chair, must search under the 2,500 seats for their next clue. This task may sound simpler, but finding one out of five clues out of 2,500 seats may take too long.


Kristine: We’ll do Wear. We’re not gonna risk with a luck task.
Debra: Detour! Wear or Chair!
Gabrielle: Wear or Chair!
Lionel: We’re doing...
Debra: Chair!
Holly: We’re gonna try Chair.

National Museum of Fine Arts:
Lee: This is hard.
Martin: My gosh.
Mackenzie: Please Lord let us find the clue...

Colon Theatre:
Penelope & Kristine got dressed up and started reciting their scripts.
Kristine: This is in whatever they speak. Oh, it’s Spanish.
Penelope: Yeah. This’ll be hard. :groan:
Debra: This is one heck of a theatre! :lol:
Lionel: You said it. :lol:
Gabrielle: I found it!!! :yess:
Debra: Oh wow!
Kristine: Oh my gosh! They got one, sis!
Penelope: Dang. This may be the worst choice of our lives.
Holly: Awesome girl!
Gabrielle: Why thank you! ;D Go on the top floor and find the U-Turn and your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now head up to find the U-Turn and their next clue. This is the third and final U-Turn in the entire race. If a team is U-Turned, they must head back and complete the other Detour. However, only once can a team use this power so they must decide wisely.


Gabrielle: Let’s hurry!
They quickly arrived there.
Holly: We can’t U-Turn anyone!!
Gabrielle: Next clue please!
Holly: Drive to El Obelisco and search for your next clue!!
Phil: Teams must now go to El Obelisco.


Gabrielle: :wohoo:
Kristine: Do you think we can do it?
Penelope: Let’s try.
Debra: Oh look! The sisters are trying out!
Lionel: Let’s spare a moment I guess. :lol:
Penelope struggled with the pronunciation and had to start over.
Debra: Haha. Good luck girls!
Kristine: You too!
Penelope: That was so embarrassing...

National Museum of Fine Arts:
One team got it.
Martin: DEAR!!
Mackenzie: Oh wow! Good job!
Local: Shhh...
Lili: Oh no!
Lee: No way! Let’s go back!
Lee (conf.): I knew from that moment that we were screwed.
Mackenzie: :hugs: You’re the best.
Martin: Congratulations. You have won the Fast Forward! Make your way to the next Pitstop: Kavanagh Building.
Phil: Having won the Fast Forward, Martin & Mackenzie can skip all remaining tasks and head directly to the Pitstop! Kavanagh Building!


Martin: Oh wow.
Martin (conf.): I never thought of going for a Fast Forward. I’m glad we did this time. It was worth it.
Mackenzie (conf.): We just needed some time off...

Colon Theatre:
Another team completed the Detour.
Kristine: Finally! After like, what, how many tries?
Penelope: I lost count! :lol: Sorry about my pronunciations! It was hard!
Kristine: Caution: U-Turn Ahead!
Lionel: We can do this, Debra. Martin & Mackenzie or Lili & Lee are bound to be here.
Debra: Right.
Kristine: We U-Turn no one!
They headed to El Obelisco.

El Obelisco:
Holly: We’re here!
Gabrielle: Where’s our clue?
Guy: There! (He pointed up, where there are ten flags.) Good luck climbing!
Gabrielle: Oh my god! We have to climb up!? That’s cool!
Holly: Oh wow...
They get prepared.
Holly: You go first Gabrielle. :lol:
Gabrielle: I’ll try...
Penelope & Kristine arrived.
Penelope: Don’t tell me we have to go up there.
Holly: Sorry girls, but you do. And I’m first.
Kristine: Fine by me. :ascared
Gabrielle: This is so cool!!!

Colon Theatre:
Lionel: They’re here!
Debra: Oh my gosh! Martin & Mackenzie won the Fast Forward!
Lili: There’s only one team left.
Lee: Dang it. Detour. Wear or Chair.
Lili: We’ll do...
Lee: Wear.
They got dressed up.

Kavanagh Building-Pitstop:
‘This is so great!’ They stepped onto the mat.

Greeter: Mari mari! Welcome to Buenos Aires, Argentina!
Mackenzie: Mari mari! Haha.
Phil: Martin & Mackenzie, you, are team number 1!!
Mackenzie: Again!! :wohoo:
Martin: We’re on a roll!
Phil: And as again winners of a leg, you have won a trip for two from Travelocity back to Buenos Aires, Argentina!
Mackenzie: :yess: The Fast Forward didn’t let us see much!
Phil: You will take in the lovely scenery and culture, watch performances in Colon Theatre, and much more!
Martin: Wow... :colors:
Phil: Two wins in a row! The only other team with the achievement is Lili & Lee. Very impressive!
Mackenzie: We’re shock as well. But we kept our determination, for Bryanna & Keith, and won the Fast Forward.
Phil: Do you think with Bryanna & Keith gone, you are improving?
Mackenzie: They’re not gone yet! How can you say that Phil!

El Obelisco:
Holly & Gabrielle completed the task and Penelope & Kristine were now doing it.
Holly: Make your way to the next Pitstop...

Colon Theatre:
Lee: This is hard.
Debra: Dear, I finally found it!
Lionel: :yess: Let’s go!
At the U-Turn board.
Lionel: Hm...
Debra: Should we?
Lionel: Dunno...
They thought for a few seconds, while watching Lili & Lee’s another attempt, with failure.

Lionel: We’re very sorry guys...But we have to.
Debra: We want to play this game for as much as we can.
They headed to El Obelisco.
Lee: This is an annoying task.
Lili: Where are Lionel & Debra?
Lee: Probably searching up there...Come on, we cannot give up.

El Obelisco:
Penelope got a flag and Kristine is out to get their second.
Kristine: Oh gosh...This is so hard.
Kristine (conf.): Climbing up a tall structure at night...um...stupid. :lol:
Penelope: You can do this, sis!
Kristine: I’m already there! (She caught a flag.) Yaaaayyy!! ;D Can I go down now!?
Guy: Yes!!
Kristine: Thank you!
Guy: Here’s your next clue!
Lionel & Debra arrived.
Debra: Cool, we can actually catch up!
Kristine: Did you see anyone, Deb?
Debra: Lili & Lee! Yeah! Martin & Mackenzie either won the Fast Forward or got lost on their way to the theatre!
Penelope: I hope they won it! They deserved it!
Kristine: WE still need a win though!! Make your way to the next Pitstop!
Debra: Oh my god! We have to climb up? Really!?
Lionel: This will be cool. This race hasn’t had a hard task like this yet!
Kristine: Good luck guys.

Colon Theatre:
Woman: Great job!
Lee: :yess:
Lili: Caution: U-Turn Ahead!
Lee: :ascared
On the U-Turn board.
Lee: You can’t be serious!!! (:
Lili: :ascared This is bad!!!
Lee: I just want to give up now, we can’t possibly catch up now...
Lee (conf.): I was pissed!! I’m not ashamed to phrase it out! PISSED!!!
Lili: This stinks.
Lili (conf.): It was a shocker, really. :groan:
They started searching the seats.

Kavanagh Building-Pitstop:
‘Where’s Phil? It’s so dark in here...’ They stepped onto the mat.
Greeter: Mari mari! Welcome to Buenos Aires, Argentina!
Phil: Holly & Gabrielle, you, are team number 2!
Holly: Please don’t say it’s coming back to curse us.
Gabrielle: It is. :groan:

El Obelisco:
Lionel & Debra completed the task and headed to the Pitstop.

Kavanagh Building-Pitstop:
Phil: Penelope & Kristine, you, are team number...3!
Kristine: Yay! ;D
Penelope: I am so excited as we get closer and closer to the finals!!!!

Colon Theatre:
Lili: Lee, I got it!! Let’s go!
Lee: Great job! Let’s go, but I doubt we still have a chance. :groan:
Lili: Don’t lose hope yet, Lee.

El Obelisco:
Lili: Oh my gosh, Lee, we have to climb up this thing.
Lee: No one’s here, though. We’re still last.
Lili: Stop being pessimistic. Even if we’re last, we should have fun.
Lee: Okay then, I guess.
Lili: El Obelisco, wow, I think it’s really rude to climb up this interesting feature of Buenos Aires!!

Kavanagh Building-Pitstop:
‘Please, please, let us not be last.’
‘I don’t think we are.’ They stepped onto the mat.
Greeter: Welcome to Buenos Aires, Argentina! ;D
Debra: Don’t look at her, babe!!
Lionel: Ooh...
Debra: :res:
Phil: Lionel & Debra, you, are team number.........4!!
Lionel: :wohoo:
Debra: Phew! That was close! AGAIN!!
Phil: You two seem to be lucky. Do you think you have what it takes to be in the final three?
Debra: We made it this far! We’re not gonna waste this opportunity!
Lionel: No question ‘bout it! We have what it takes! :yess:
Debra: We’ve done so well, baby! :kuss:
The final team arrived after more than 10 minutes.
Greeter: Mari mari. Welcome to Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Lili: Thanks.
Phil: Lili & Lee, you, are...the last team to arrive.
Lee (sighing): We knew...
Lili:
Phil: And...I am sorry to say that you have been eliminated from the race.
Lili: It was fun. ;D

Lee (conf.): Being U-Turned twice just showed us that people think of us as a threat. It’s flattering, really.
Lili (conf.): We had the most first places. We even endured the Speedbump. We just got too risky and took the Fast Forward. That I believe led us to our downfall.
Lee (conf.): Yeah.
Lili (conf.): But overall this experience was special to me. I would do it again in a heartbeat. It was fun, visiting all the cool places. And I’m a geography teacher! This is great learning material! And...I think Lee’s gonna be a cooler person now. ;D
Lee (conf.): Well...I’ve learnt that even if my students still think I’m uncool, in my heart, being on The Amazing Race, is more than cool, and no one can take that from me.

*End of Episode 12: Please Lord Let Us Find The Clue... - Mackenzie*

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Episode 13: I'm So Excited To Dominate The Men.

Phil: Last time on RealShowFan’s The Amazing Race...Teams fly to South America’s Argentina’s Buenos Aires.
Gabrielle: Fly to Buenos Aires, Argentina! Woah! Now that’s what I’m talking about!! :yess:
Phil: The two old teams competed for the final Fast Forward, with Martin & Mackenize as the victors.
Martin: DEAR!!
Mackenzie: Oh wow! Good job!
Lee (conf.): I knew from that moment that we were screwed.
Phil: Teams find a hard-to-take Detour.
Debra: This is one heck of a theatre!
Lee: This is hard.
Phil: Lionel & Debra decided to U-Turn Lili & Lee so that they won’t be able to catch up.
Lili: :ascared This is bad!!!
Lee: I just want to give up now, we can’t possibly catch up now...
Phil: Teams then climbed up El Obelisco.
Kristine (conf.): Climbing up a tall structure at night...um...stupid.
Phil: In the end, Martin & Mackenzie’s luck and decision to take the Fast Forward paid off as they once again arrived first.
Phil: Martin & Mackenzie, you, are team number 1!!
Mackenzie: Again!! :wohoo:
Phil: While the U-Turn was too much for Lili & Lee and were the penultimate team eliminated.
Lili: It was fun. ;D
Phil: Now FOUR teams remain. Who will be eliminated next?

Phil: Kavanagh Building, this rationalist-style residential building, overlooking the Plaza San Martin, is the tenth Pitstop in a race around the world. Teams arrived here at the end of last leg for a mandatory rest period. Can Martin & Mackenzie keep up with their lead and head on to the Final Three? Can Lionel & Debra get out of fourth place and check-in as the Final Three? Martin & Mackenzie, who were the first team to arrive at 9:43pm, will depart at 9:43am.

First To Depart: 9:43am
Martin: This is it honey, Final Four. :kuss:
Mackenzie: We’ve done so well.
Martin: We’re trying our best. I’m so happy for us to make it this far... Fly to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! Once there, grab a taxi and travel to Copacabana and find the fort for your next clue.
Phil: Teams must fly to Rio de Janeiro, the second largest city of Brazil.

Phil: At Rio de Janeiro, teams must go to Copacabana Fort where their next clue is.


Mackenzie: Brazil! :wohoo:
Martin: Isn’t Copacabana a song?
Mackenzie: I thought Copacabana was a song! :lol:
Mackenzie (conf.): Two wins in a row! Yay! :hearts: We’ve made it this far and we’re not gonna end up fourth now!!

Second To Depart: 9:57am
Gabrielle: Final Four! Woo!
Holly: Fly to Rio de Janeiro, BRAZIL!!
Gabrielle: :hearts: Oh my gosh this is so great!
Holly (conf.): I really hope we make it to the Final Three. She’ll keep flirting to the point she gets treated like a queen. :funny:
Gabrielle (conf.): I will!!!! I am so excited!!

Third To Depart: 10:05am
Kristine: Oh wow!! Rio de Janeiro!!!
Penelope: That is awesome!
Kristine: You have $42 for this leg of the race.
Kristine (conf.): We’re almost to the finale and still we haven’t won a leg. We suck...
Penelope (conf.): All the teams left already won two legs each, let us take the last two! :lol:
Kristine: What a beautiful morning in Buenos Aires! :colors:

Last To Depart: 10:12am
Lionel: Fly to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Debra: Great, we have to fly! We can catch up!
Debra (conf.): I am very scared for my life. If we’re eliminated, I would be so unhappy. We made it this far and it would be a waste to lose right at this point.
Debra: Let’s go, hun.

Travel Agency:
Mackenzie: Morning. Mari mari?
Travel agent: Good morning! How may I help you?
Mackenzie: We’d like two tickets to Rio de Janeiro. We want it to arrive the earliest. We don’t care how pricey it is!
Martin: And we can only take economy seats.
Travel agent: Hold on, please. Okay, you can take the 11:45am TAM Linhas Aereas flight, connecting in Sao Paulo, and arriving at de Janeiro at 6:30pm. This is the earliest possible flight, and there are only four seats left on this.
Mackenzie: Really? That’d help us! Two tickets please!
Travel agent: Okay. ;D
A few minutes later, Holly & Gabrielle arrived and were told of the same flight as well.
Gabrielle: I really hope we catch this flight. We would have a huge lead.
Holly: We can beat Martin & Mackenzie! :yess:
The remaining two teams also knew about this flight and another flight with the same airlines but arriving at a later time.

Ministro Pistarini International Airport:
Mackenzie: Now where is this airlines?
Martin: Oh gosh...Disadvantage for being in a populous city; too many counters. :groan:
Holly & Gabrielle and Penelope & Kristine arrived.
Gabrielle: Oh wow, this’ll be a hard search. :groan:
Kristine: Let’s look carefully, sis.
Penelope: Yup.
Lionel & Debra finally arrived.
Debra: Let’s check this side, Lionel.
Lionel: Sure thing.
Two teams found the counter at almost the same time.
Counter worker: Good morning!!
Kristine: Hi! We booked two tickets to Rio de Janeiro?
Holly: Make that four!
Gabrielle: Holly McPeak and Gabrielle Reece!
Counter worker: Okay...you might have gotten the last pair of seats!
Gabrielle: :yess:
Kristine: What? Aw...
Penelope: Wait, wait a minute! That is so unfair! We were here first!
Gabrielle: We called out our names first! That’s what you’re supposed to do! Too late now, sisters! Sorry!
Penelope: That can’t be! I will not accept this. Ma’am, we want to take this flight as much as them!!
Counter worker: Um... :ascared
Gabrielle: We deserved it because we called out our names first!
Counter worker: That’s true. Sorry, girls.
Penelope: Oh my god! This is injustice...
Holly: This is not injustice, I am telling you! (:
Counter worker: Sorry ladies. Here are your tickets.
Holly: Thanks, sorry, girls.
Gabrielle: But that’s the name of the game.
Penelope: Damn it! (:
Penelope (conf.): I was so mad. It was very unfair.
Martin & Mackenzie later arrived.
Martin: There it is!
Kristine: Too late. Gabrielle and Holly got the tickets, they cut in front of the line. Cheaters! :ascared
Mackenzie: Really?
Counter worker: Oh, ladies, two seats are available again since a couple cancelled their flight!!
Martin: What!?
Penelope: Oh my gosh, really?
Counter worker: Yup! Here! ;D
Kristine: Oh my gosh! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! You’re a godsend!!
Penelope: We really thank you, miss! We owe you lots!
Mackenzie: Oh my gosh!! What about us!?!
Counter worker: Sorry, ma’am, unless another couple cancels their flight, you’re gonna have to take another flight.
Mackenzie: Is there another flight!
Penelope: Sorry, Mackey.
Mackenzie: Okay then. :groan:
Mackenzie (conf.): It was unbelievable. It would’ve been better if we were not there to witness it. :groan:
Lionel & Debra arrived. They both got their tickets.

Phil: All teams are now on one of two flights to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Holly & Gabrielle and Penelope & Kristine are on a TAM Linhas Aereas flight arriving at Rio de Janeiro at 6:30pm via Sao Paulo. Martin & Mackenzie and Lionel & Debra are on another TAM Linhas Aereas flight arriving at Rio de Janeiro at 7:05pm via Sao Paulo.

Santos Dumont Airport:
Holly: This is the real ‘real’ right here! :lol:
Gabrielle: Taxi! (She managed to attract one down.)
Kristine: Taxi! Ola! Can you take us to...
Holly: Copacabana Fort!
Both taxi drivers: Sim!
Holly: Thank you.
Kristine: Obrigado!! Let’s teach those girls a lesson. Mais rapido, por favor.

Copacabana Fort:
One team found their clue first.
Penelope: Detour!
Phil: A Detour is a task, each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour, teams will experience the local customs of Brazilians. Their choice: Grab or Crab.

In Grab, teams have to go to the Maracanã Soccer Stadium and wear gloves to prepare to be the goalie. They must save six goals in total, three for each team member. Once done, the referee will give them their next clue. This task may seem hard, but teams with fast hands will leave the place fast.

In Crab, teams must drive next to the beach to a restaurant called Marius. Once there, they must eat a local food called Carangueijada, or whole cooked crab. They must each eat seven, a total of fourteen for each team. Once done, a waiter will hand them their next clue. This is not a difficult task, but teams that get full easily may find eating seven crabs too much.


Kristine: Which one should we do?
Penelope: Crab I guess.
Kristine: Okay, we’ll do crab!
They left for the restaurant. Holly & Gabrielle then arrived.
Gabrielle: Detour! Grab or Crab!
Holly: Grab! Let’s show these boys some real physical prowess!
Gabrielle: :funny: Nice pun!

Crab:
Kristine: This is it!
Waiter: Here you go! Enjoy!
Penelope: Dang...So much...
Penelope (conf.): They were bigger than the ones I’ve eaten. :duno: I guess they’re mutated.
Kristine (conf.): Haha! :funny:
They started eating the crabs.

Santos Dumont Airport:
Debra: Taxi! Copacabana Fort?
Mackenzie: Thanks.

Crab:
Penelope finished only two while Kristine was still on her first one.
Kristine: This isn’t really the challenge I’ve been wanting...
Penelope: Admittedly our worst Detour decision.

Grab:
Gabrielle: Okay, thanks, taxi driver man!!
Holly: Alright! We’re here! Woo!!!! And the crowd goes wild on two hot ladies!!
The crowd starts chanting, cheering, whistling, shouting, etc.
Referee: OKAY!! So, you have to save three goals each! Who goes first?
Gabrielle: I will!!
Holly: Good luck, girl.
Gabrielle: I’m so excited!
Holly: Me too! I’m so excited to dominate the men. :wohoo: It’s like childhood all over again!
Gabrielle: Three goals each, huh? Who shall go first?
Holly: Do you want to?
Gabrielle: I will! :snicker:
Referee gave the signal, and the football player started running towards the ball. He kicked it and...Gabrielle saved the ball by an inch!
Holly: The crowd goes wild like a party! :wohoo:
Gabrielle: Almost got me, dude! :lol:
Gabrielle (conf.): The Detour was SO much fun! We were in our zone.

Crab:
Penelope is on to her third, Kristine almost done with her first.
Kristine: Hold up, sista, I’m comin’! :lol: It’s just hard to eat these.

Copacabana Fort:
Lionel: Detour! Grab or Crab!
Mackenzie: Crab, we’re not gonna even think about it.
Debra: I think we should do Grab.
Lionel: Grab it is!

Grab:
Gabrielle already completed two while Holly’s on her second save.
Referee: GO!
Soccer player: Aya!!!
Holly: Damn! I missed!
Gabrielle: Aw...Holly!
Holly: Sorry girl, I guess they’re professional soccer players!
Gabrielle: Do it again!

Crab:
Penelope almost finished her sixth while Kristine almost finished her third.
Penelope: Don’t give up, Kristine. We can do this, for a million bucks.
Kristine: For the million...for the million...
A few minutes later, Martin & Mackenzie arrived and they too began eating.
Mackenzie: I’m already stuffed looking at these crabs!
Martin: Let’s eat quick, dear.
They began eating viciously but struggling.

Grab:
Gabrielle saved all three goals. Holly is on their final goal save.
Referee: Go! :jam:
Soccer player: AYA!!!!!! :knuckles:
Holly catches the ball with ease, and the crowd cheers wildly, also, Lionel & Debra entered the stadium.
Debra: They’re done!
Referee: Here is your next clue!!
Holly: Yay!! Let’s go!
Debra: How was it?
Holly: It was loads of fun preventing those balls from entering our net!
Debra: But was it hard?
Holly: You’ll have to see it yourself.
Lionel: Well, here comes the cheers.
Debra: I am very nervous about this. What if I hurt a bone?
Lionel: We’ve been cracking our bones since day one. :groan:
Gabrielle: Holly, get over here, would you??
Holly: Sorry!!
Gabrielle: Now travel by taxi to Lapa Rio Capoeira and find your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now find Lapa Rio Capoeira where their next clue awaits.


Gabrielle: Did we stop our taxi?
Holly: No, I don’t think so. :ascared
Gabrielle: Crap. And it says we have to take a taxi here.
They tried to stop a taxi.

Crab:
Penelope: Go sis, go!
Kristine: Please, sis, quiet...
Penelope completed all seven crabs, Kristine is on her sixth, Mackenzie is on her second, and Martin is on his fifth.
Mackenzie: You’re already catching up to her, dear. You are so good.
Martin: It helps to have annoying chickens. :lol:

Grab:
Lionel took three attempts to successfully save their first ball.
Lionel: It’s really hard...Holly & Gabrielle must’ve gotten them hyped up after losing so much...
Debra: :groan: I hope they’ll go easy on me!
Debra struggled.

Crab:
Waiter: Congratulations! Here is your next clue!!
Kristine: Thanks...
Penelope: Make your way by taxi to Lapa Rio Capoeira.
Kristine: I hope Lionel & Debra didn’t catch up to us as well!!!
Martin: Faster dear, eat them up.

Lapa Rio Capoeira:
Holly: I see our clue...
Gabrielle: Alrighty then. Are we first?
Holly: Can’t tell...Roadblock! Who is feisty enough to the locals?
Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one team member must perform. In this Roadblock, that team member must learn the art of Capoeira, a type of fight and dance at the same time. They will be judged by three people based on their performance, accuracy, and liveliness, out of ten each category, for a total of thirty. The team member must score at least twenty to get their next clue.


Holly: It doesn’t matter who gets to do it, maximum a Roadblocker can take is six, we’ve each done four.
Gabrielle: Do you think you can do it?
Holly: I think so. I am feisty enough to the locals!
Holly (conf.): I don’t think Gabrielle can take being judged, am I right?
Gabrielle (conf.): Think so. ;D
Holly: Wish me luck, Gabe!
Gabrielle: Good luck, Holls!
Holly began practising the basic moves.

Grab:
Debra is on the net to save their final goal.
Lionel: Go Deb!!! Whatever happens, I love you!!!
Debra: I love you too honey!!
Referee: G............go!
Soccer player: Aya!
Debra saved it by an inch.
Debra: Woohoo I did it!!! :hugs:
Lionel: :kuss: You did so well!
Debra: Make your way by TAXI to Lapa Rio Capoeira.

Crab:
Waiter: Here is your next clue!
Martin: Make your way by taxi to Lapa Rio Capoeira...

Lapa Rio Capoeira:
Penelope & Kristine arrived.
Kristine: Roadblock! Who is feisty enough to the locals? I think we have to fight a local or something. You should probably do it so in the last leg we can choose either one of us to do the Roadblock.
Penelope: You’re right.
Holly and Penelope are practising. Holly then decided to give it a shot.
Gabrielle: Ooh here comes Holly! You go girl!!
Kristine: Hm...
After the performance...
Holly: ;D Please...
Performance Judge: Hm...7 out of 10!
Kristine: Ooh, pretty good.
Accuracy Judge: I give......7 out of 10 also!
Holly (breathing heavily): Thank goodness.
Gabrielle: She needs a six! :hearts:
Liveliness Judge: Hm.....................4 out of 10. Sorry, you’re too nervous.
Holly: Dang!
Gabrielle: Darn...
A few minutes later, Penelope arrived on stage.
Penelope: Oh gosh, this is so intense...
After the performance...
Penelope: I sucked... :lol:
Gabrielle: Please don’t...please don’t...
Kristine: Please pass...please pass...
Performance Judge: I give...8 out of 10!
Gabrielle: Aw no way!
Accuracy Judge: I give...4 out of 10.
Penelope: Haha, it’s okay.
Kristine: Crap...
Liveliness Judge: Hm........................5 out of 10, sorry.
Gabrielle: Phew!
The both of them continued practising and when Holly decided to give it another go, another team arrived.
Mackenzie: Roadblock! Who is feisty enough to the locals!?
Martin: You have to do it, dear.
Mackenzie: Okay I will! Oh my, I have to fight and dance!? :groan:
Martin: Oh no!! :ascared
Martin (conf.): The clue was meant to screw us up. :lol:
After Holly’s second performance...
Holly: I better receive good grades...
Performance Judge: 10 out of 10! Good job! ;D
Holly: ;D
Gabrielle: :wohoo:
Kristine: :groan:
Penelope:
Accuracy Judge: Hm...7 out of 10.
Holly: Pretty good!
Gabrielle: She just needs...three!
Liveliness Judge: I give you 6 out of 10! Congratulations! Here is your next clue!
Holly: :jumpy: Thank you!!
Gabrielle: Thank you so much, peoples! :kuss:
Holly: Make your way to Pão de Açucar, or Sugar Loaf, and go to the cable car at the mountain of Pão de Açucar to Morro da Urca where your next clue awaits.
Phil: Teams must now make their way to Sugar Loaf and then take a cable car to the mountain of Urca.


Holly: Everyone’s here! There’s Lionel & Debra!
Lionel: They’re done already!
Debra: Same page, I guess.
Lionel: Roadblock! Who is feisty enough to the locals?
Debra: You do it!
The three remaining teams practised. Each of them then performed.
Debra: Lionel’s already there! Go baby!!
Lionel: Wish me luck, hun!
After the performance...
Performance Judge: Hm...9 out of 10! Great job! :tup:
Lionel:
Debra: :hearts:
Accuracy Judge: I give 8 out of 10!
Lionel: :wohoo:
Martin: Wow!
Kristine: He did it so well!!
Debra: Just three...He just need a three...
Liveliness Judge: I give you.........1 and 0! 10 out of 10!! Here is your next clue!!
Lionel: COOL!!
Debra: :kuss: :wohoo: :wohoo:
Debra (conf.): I just want to kiss him so hard!!! He made up a lot of time!!!!
Penelope: My turn...This is nerve wrecking...
After the performance...
Penelope: I sucked back there, didn’t I. :lol:
Performance Judge: 6 out of 10. :duno:
Kristine: :groan:
Accuracy Judge: 4 out of 10.
Penelope: Aw...
Martin: She needs a ten on liveliness, she won’t make it.
Liveliness Judge: Hm...8 out of 10. Sorry, go back and practise some more.
Penelope: Okay.
Kristine: Go sis!
It’s Mackenzie’s turn.
Martin: Go honey!
Mackenzie: ;D
After a struggling performance...
Performance Judge: 3 out of 10, sorry.
Mackenzie: Aw...
Accuracy Judge: 3 out of 10, sorry, you cannot get twenty points, go back and try again later.
Mackenzie: Thanks.

Sugar Loaf:
Gabrielle: This must be it. I see the cable cars.
Holly: Thanks, sir...
Holly & Gabrielle got on a cable car and they went.
Holly: Faster please...
Gabrielle: This is so exciting!! I hope we make it to the final three!!!!!!!

On their way to Sugar Loaf:
Debra: Why is he stopping???
Lionel: :duno: Sir! Why stop? Keep going!!
Taxi driver: Gas!!
Debra: Huh!! Why now!??!
They waited.

Lapa Rio Capoeira:
Penelope decided to go again and after the performance...
Kristine: I think she did better this time.
Performance Judge: I give...8 out of 10!
Penelope: :yess:
Accuracy Judge: Hm...5 out of 10.
Penelope: Aw... :ascared
Martin: Come on...
Kristine: She just needs seven more points.
Liveliness Judge: I give............7 out of 10!! Here is your next clue!
Penelope: Oh wow!! Exactly!! :lol: Thank you!
Kristine: :wohoo:
Martin & Mackenzie: :groan:
After Mackenzie’s performance...
Mackenzie: Please sir, give us a twenty...
Performance Judge: 5 out of 10. :duno:
Mackenzie: :groan: Oh gosh...
Accuracy Judge: 5 out of 10.
Martin: It’s okay dear...
Mackenzie: Sorry, honey...
Liveliness Judge: Hm...8 out of 10. Sorry, you have to go back.
Mackenzie: Fudge butternut chocolate biscuits. :groan:

Sugar Loaf:
Holly & Gabrielle finished the cable car ride.
Holly: That was cool.
Gabrielle: Yeah. Seeing Rio de Janeiro! That is awesome!!!
Holly: Yeah!! What could get any better???
Gabrielle: Okay I’m reading the clue now! You think the cable car ride was awesome?
Holly: Hell ya! :lol: Loads of fun.
Gabrielle: Now go to a helicopter waiting for you and take a helicopter ride to the next Pitstop!
Holly: OH MY GOSH!!
Gabrielle: THAT IS SO WICKED!!
Phil: Teams must now take a helicopter ride to their next Pitstop: Christ the Redeemer. This 38 meter tall statue of Jesus Christ, made of concrete and soapstone and a symbol of Brazil and Rio, is the eleventh Pitstop of the race. The last team to check in here WILL be eliminated.


Holly: Wow! A helicopter?
Gabrielle: :wohoo:

Lapa Rio Capoeira:
Martin: Don’t fret dear. It’s okay. ;D
Mackenzie: Thanks, love you too.
After her performance...
Performance Judge: Hm...8 out of 10 then...
Accuracy Judge: I give...5 out of 10. Sorry...
Mackenzie: It’s okay. ;D
Liveliness Judge: Congratulations! I give you 7 out of 10! Here is your next clue!!
Mackenzie: Phew! Thank you! Obrigado!!
Martin: I’m so proud of you dear!
Mackenzie: Thanks, and I’m so sorry.
Martin (conf.): I am so proud of my wife, she did so well at the dance. I wouldn’t be able to do it.
Martin: On to Sugar Loaf, then.
Mackenzie: What is that, exactly?

On their way to Sugar Loaf:
Debra: Is Sugar Loaf really that far?
Taxi driver: I ask someone.
Debra: WHAT!?!?
Lionel: :groan: This idiotic driver doesn’t even know where it is!!!
Debra: Should we find another cab?
Lionel: I think we should.
Debra: Yeah. Sir, we’re out of here because you don’t know where it is.
Taxi driver: I ask!
Debra: Sorry, sir, no can do.
They found another taxi driver.
Debra: Dang it, he’s gonna lose a lot of time for us. :groan:

Sugar Loaf:
A team arrived and took a cable car.
Penelope: This is cool, sis.
Kristine: It is!
Penelope: Oh look, a helicopter!
Kristine: That must be Christ the Redeemer statue up there! Wow...
Kristine (conf.): The cable car ride was so awesome. I loved it!

Christ the Redeemer-Pitstop:
Holly: This is awesome, girl.
Gabrielle: WHAT? I can’t hear you!
Gabrielle (conf.): Today was easily the best leg yet! I LOVE Brazil! I love Rio de Janeiro!
Holly (conf.): I love this country so much!! :lol:
They arrived at Christ the Redeemer and headed towards Phil.
Gabrielle: Yay! :jumpy:

Greeter: Olá! Welcome to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil!
Holly: Thanks!
Gabrielle: Are you a female or a dude?!
Phil: Holly & Gabrielle, you, are team number......1!!
Holly: Oh my gosh! Yes!!
Gabrielle: :wohoo:
Phil: Congratulations!!!! You are one of the final three teams that will race the final leg for a chance to win a million dollars!! Good luck!
Holly: That is so awesome!!
Gabrielle: Wow, we’re first as well!!
Phil: And as winners of this leg of the race, you have won an advantage that might help you win this final leg! You will start the final leg of the race ten minutes earlier than the time you should’ve left!
Holly: Wow! That might just make us automatically win! :wohoo:
Phil: So, you’ve come a long way, and now you’re in the finals! How do you feel?
Gabrielle: Tired, Phil. We’ve made history. It’s just awesome!!
Holly: I cannot believe this! This race is actually awesome!

Sugar Loaf:
Another team arrived.
Debra: Yes! This is it! There are the cable cars!
Lionel: I hope we’re not last. :groan:
Lionel (conf.): I was really worried we were last. I wanted the cable car ride to take us to the end faster! Haha...
Debra: Cool... :colors:
Lionel: This is gonna take some time...
Penelope & Kristine completed the cable car ride.
Kristine: That was fun!
Penelope: Next clue please.
Kristine: Okay...Take a helicopter to your next Pitstop! A HELICOPTER???
Penelope: Wowzers! :wohoo: Let’s go NOW!!!
They got on a helicopter.
Penelope: This is very cool!!
Kristine: What a great way to end the leg! :lol:
Martin & Mackenzie arrived and they also took a cable car.
Mackenzie: Wow! This is very nice!
Martin: I’ve never been on a cable car before. This is very cool.

Christ the Redeemer-Pitstop:
Penelope: Wow, this statue is colossal.
Kristine: So...gargantuan.
Penelope: I see Phil!!
Greeter: Welcome to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil!!
Penelope & Kristine: Olá!! ;D
Phil: Penelope & Kristine, you, are team number..............................2!
Kristine: YES!!
Penelope: WE DID IT!!
Phil: Congratulations! You will be racing in the final leg for a chance to win the million dollars!!!
Kristine: I hope we win! We haven’t won a leg!!! Next leg is ours!!!!! :yess:
Phil: So how do you feel?
Kristine: Awestruck, Phil, just awestruck! Very enthralled! I never imagined of being in the Final Three but we did!
Phil: Penelope, pre-race you said you were doing this for your sister, how do you feel now?
Penelope: I’m having loads of fun Phil! It was worth it! I’m glad I did it! But this race is still for my sister! ;D
Kristine: Aw...Thanks sis!

Sugar Loaf:
Debra: Finish! Okay, next clue!
Lionel: You think the cable car ride was awesome? Now take a helicopter ride to your next Pitstop...WHAT?
Debra: A HELICOPTER! There!! :wohoo: LET’s GO!!
Debra dragged Lionel excitedly to the helicopter.
A few minutes later, Martin & Mackenzie got on a helicopter.
Mackenzie: The scenery is so pretty and attractive!
Martin: If we’re ever gonna be eliminated in The Amazing Race, I’d be glad to be eliminated here. ;D

Christ the Redeemer-Pitstop:
‘Wow...The view is so nice...I’d like to take a stroll first. :lol: ‘
‘Let’s find Phil, first. ’
‘Quick!’
‘I don’t think we’ll make it. Let’s just enjoy our last moments in the race.’
‘I hope we’re not last.’ A team stepped onto the mat.
Greeter: Welcome to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. ;D
Debra: Obrigado! I love it here!
Phil: Lionel & Debra, you, are the THIRD team to arrive!
Debra: WOW!
Lionel: :lol: Second last place for the third time in a row!
Debra: WE DID IT!!!!
Phil: Congratulations! You are the third and FINAL team in the Final Three that will be racing for the million dollars! Good luck!
Debra: I am so happy!
Lionel: We are so good, baby! :kuss:
Phil: So how’s your dating experience in The Amazing Race going?
Debra: Our relationship is very good, Phil. There are ups and downs, but in the end it’s always at its highest! :kuss:
Phil: Well, good luck in the final leg!
Debra: Thank you!
Lionel: Wow, this is so exciting! I’m already nervous!!
The final team arrived.
Mackenzie: ;D Hi Phil. How are you?
Phil: I’m fine...
Greeter: Welcome to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. ;D
Martin: Thank you.
Phil: Martin & Mackenzie......you, are............the fourth and last team to arrive.
Martin: We’re gone...The clue says so...
Phil: Yes, I am sorry to announce that you have been eliminated from the race.
Mackenzie (with tears): It’s okay.
Phil: It was great having you here...
Mackenzie: We’re gonna be so sad that it is over for us.
Martin: Yeah.
Phil: You’ve made it so far. A lot of teams were impressed with your performance.
Martin: We know, we were so determined, that helped us.
Mackenzie: I feel sorry for letting Bryanna & Keith down, though, and the rest of the old people around the world.
Phil: Well, you shouldn’t.
Mackenzie: Thanks Phil. You’re a sweetheart.

Mackenzie (conf.): The race for me was an enjoyable experience. And to make it this far, it can’t get any better.
Martin (conf.): We would like to thank our son for teaching us The Amazing Race stuff, that really helped us.
Mackenzie (conf.): I have learnt that Martin would do anything to get further, and yet remain innocent as he is.
Martin (conf.): I realize that in you too, dear. :kuss:

RealShowFan’s The Amazing Race is coming to an end! With three teams left, who will win the million dollars and the title of The Most Amazing Racer??? Will it be Holly & Gabrielle???
Holly: We pretty much have everything to bring in the race.
Gabrielle: This is gonna be a piece of cake. We’re gonna rock this.
Will it be Penelope & Kristine???
Kristine: We haven’t won a leg yet, and the last leg will be ours!
Penelope: We made it this far with no help! We deserve it and will try our best.
Or will it be Lionel & Debra???
Debra: There are no more eliminations, so now our goal is the main prize eleven couples were looking at in day one.
Lionel: It’s all coming down to this.
Teams fly to their final destination city.
Holly: Fly to N-
Kristine: Yay!
Lionel: This is it.
Who has the brains???
Debra: Detour!!
Gabrielle: You’ve got to be kidding me!
Kristine: :yess: I figured it out!
Who has the brawn???
Penelope: Ow!
Lionel: Gosh, this is heavy...
Holly: We can do this, girl!!
Who has the bond???
Lionel: Come on, babe, for the million!
Kristine: Whatever happens, I’m proud of my sister.
Holly: Shut up, Gabrielle! Let me do this!
And after eleven grueling legs, tons of various difficult tasks, days spending with each other, handful of dirty tricks and opportunities, and eight drastic eliminations...
WHO WILL WIN REALSHOWFAN’S THE AMAZING RACE SEASON 1!?!?

*End of Episode 13: I'm So Excited To Dominate The Men. - Holly*

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Episode Finale: 6 Continents, 12 Countries, And More Than 40,000 Miles...

Phil: Previously on RealShowFan’s The Amazing Race...11 teams raced around the world for one million dollars. They first head up north to Ontario, Canada, where Jenna & Kathryn lost to Jerome & JP by a foot, but were spared elimination. Teams then continued to another cool country, this time in Stockholm, Sweden. But due to Jerome & JP’s lack of mental skill, they arrived last and were the first team sent packing. At the third leg, teams head to Uppsala, then flew to Warsaw, Poland. It is here where teams were tricked to thinking there was a Pitstop, and that frustrated Lionel & Debra. Teams then were taken to Padova, Italy, where old teams Martin & Mackenzie arrived last due to a U-Turn, but were spared as well. Teams continue at Italy, in Lucca. Jenneco & Samantha couldn’t level each other and were therefore eliminated from the race. After that, teams leave Europe and head to the continent of Africa, to Luanda, in Angola, a country the US Amazing Race haven’t visited. The hot climate and contradictory environment got Bilius & Alejandro in last, and got them sent packing. The eight remaining teams then fly to Dubai, which a dhow caused Jenna & Kathryn’s elimination. Teams left Dubai and headed to the country of China, and arrived in Fuzhou. Joshua & Mitch lost in a Fast Forward and came up short, humiliated and eliminated. Teams continued their journey in China, and went to the multicultural city of Hong Kong, where Lili & Lee arrived in last place, being U-Turned, but were spared elimination in exchange for a Speedbump, a very speedy one. Teams then flew to Chiang Mai, Thailand, where they were greeted at the Pitstop with their next clue, leaving Penelope & Kristine frustrated, and Bryanna & Keith relieved. After completing tasks in Bangkok, they left Asia and headed off to Kerikeri, New Zealand, where Bryanna & Keith couldn’t catch up any longer and thus were eliminated. The Final Five left for South America and flew to Buenos Aires, Argentina. It is here where Lili & Lee were greeted with another U-Turn, couldn’t catch up, ended up in last place, but weren’t spared and were eliminated for good. The Final Four then flew to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Mackenzie: Brazil! :wohoo:
Gabrielle: :hearts: Oh my gosh this is so great!
Phil: A Detour left teams either with full bellies or burnt palms.
Penelope: Dang...So much...
Holly: The crowd goes wild like a party! :wohoo:
Phil: A very difficult Roadblock was a big struggle for 65-year-old Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Fudge butternut chocolate biscuits. :groan:
Phil: While a very struggling driver was huge difficulty to Lionel & Debra.
Taxi driver: I ask someone.
Debra: WHAT!?!?
Lionel: :groan: This idiotic driver doesn’t even know where it is!!!
Phil: In the end, Martin & Mackenzie came up short and were the last team eliminated.
Mackenzie (with tears): It’s okay.
Martin: Yeah.
Phil: Now three teams remain! Holly & Gabrielle, Professional Beach Volleyball Players...
Holly: We’re gonna try our best for this last leg.
Gabrielle: I will flirt like no other! :snicker:
Phil: Penelope & Kristine, Sisters...
Kristine: Whatever happens, I’m proud of my sister. And to us for making it this far.
Penelope: We’re not gonna give in, though.
Phil: Lionel & Debra, Recently Dating...
Debra: This is now or never, dear. Our chance of winning the million dollars.
Lionel: Time to get our gear up!
Phil: Who will be crowned as the first winners of RealShowFan’s The Amazing Race???

Phil: Rio de Janeiro! This buzzling city with mixes of modern life and local customs, encompasses the final Pitstop of the race, the statue of Christ the Redeemer. This religious statue is where the Final Three teams will be leaving. Can Holly & Gabrielle use their 10-minute headstart to their advantage? Can Lionel & Debra get out of being second last and emerge as the winners? Can Penelope & Kristine finally win a leg, but this time along with the million dollars? Holly & Gabrielle, who were the first to arrive at 9:21pm, with the 10-minute headstart included, will depart at 9:11am.

First To Depart: 9:11am
Holly: :knuckles: Take a marked cab, you don’t have to pay them, and go to Santos Dumont Airport and take flight to your final destination --- Fly to Newark, New Jersey! Once arrived, grab a marked car and make your way to Chancellor Green Library.
Phil: Teams must take their final flight of the race to Newark, New Jersey.

Phil: Once there, they must drive their way to this library in Princeton, New Jersey for their next clue.


Gabrielle: Final leg! Let’s go! This is the day we’ve been waiting for!
Holly: Not really. :res:
Gabrielle (conf.): Final Three! Pretty awesome! We thought we would have the chance though, we’re strong women.
Holly (conf.): We have a 10-minute lead and we’re excited to see how that’ll help us.
Gabrielle (conf.): Our million dollars are gonna be our shopping money! :funny:
Holly: Here is our cab, Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: Be grateful it’s for free.
Holly: Santos Dumont Airport?
Taxi driver: I already know.
Holly: Oh cool! Do you know any travel agencies nearby?
Taxi driver: Sorry, I must take you directly to the airport.
Holly: Wow...They’re testing our airport finding skills, I can see it now...
Gabrielle: How can the producers be such jerks? :groan:
They headed off.

Second To Depart: 9:39am
Kristine: Take flight to your final destination --- Newark, New Jersey!
Penelope: :wohoo:
Kristine: You have $1 for this leg of the race. :funny:
Penelope: Those must be the taxis!
Kristine (conf.): Wow! Final Three is a very great accomplishment!!!
Penelope (conf.): We are so glad to make it this far. :hearts:
Kristine (conf.): :wohoo: The excitement is killing me!
They headed off.

Santos Dumont Airport:
Holly: Now how do we search flights that arrives New Jersey earliest?
Gabrielle: Let’s search for some Internet access.
Holly: Internet is the source for everything. :lol:

Third To Depart: 9:47am
Debra: :kuss: This is it, honey.
Lionel: It is now or never.
Debra: I love you, babe.
Debra (conf.): We’re rocked it the whole way. We are very proud of ourselves for making it this far.
Lionel (conf.): We’re gonna win it, it’s gonna change our lives forever.
They headed off.

Santos Dumont Airport:
Holly & Gabrielle managed to ask someone for their laptop. They struggled to find a flight because they rarely use online flight engines.
Holly: This is so difficult. :groan:
Gabrielle: Which website shall we go to?? Travelocity only has a Continental flight which departs at 5pm and arrives 7am! That is not a good flight!
Holly: I know! Stop panicking.
Gabrielle: I’m not panicking...Just frustrated.
Woman: Hey, ladies, I’m sorry, but I’m running out of batteries and I gotta go.
Holly: Aww really? Okay then.
Gabrielle: No! Please, let us see some more! It’s for a million dollars!
Woman: Sorry ladies! (When she thought she was far from earshot from them...) Million dollars, such liars.
Gabrielle: Dang it... :groan: We’re gonna lose our lead. :ascared
Penelope & Kristine arrived.
Penelope: We need to ask for a travel agency.
Kristine: Yeah.
They found someone to ask.
Tourist: No, there isn’t a travel agency near here.
Penelope: Wow, a place with computers?
Tourist: :duno: Good luck, though!
Kristine: Thanks. Let’s keep looking.
Holly & Gabrielle and Penelope & Kristine didn’t meet.
Kristine: This is really hard, sis!
Holly: Darn it. Any other options?
One team found the Internet area first.
Gabrielle: I thought so!
Holly: Great job, Gabrielle. ;D But now how are we gonna find flights???
Gabrielle: Maybe someone kind enough will help us?? :duno: Oh yes! :snicker:
Gabrielle walked up to a man.
Gabrielle: Sir, can you help us find a flight please? We don’t know how to work this thing and we really need help, it is really urgent for us. Please? :flirt:
Man: Why sure! Anything to help!
The man found flights to Newark, New Jersey.
Gabrielle: Huh? So late!
Man: I’m not a real expert but this site normally gives out early flights! It does.
Gabrielle: Aw...Were there any other flights earlier?
Man: I don’t know, it doesn’t show that.
Gabrielle: Can you please, please, please keep searching? I’ll be forever grateful! :kuss:
Man: Okay then! I have all the time in the world!
A few minutes later, Penelope & Kristine arrived.
Kristine: Oh they’re still here!
Kristine (conf.): We were so happy to see Holly & Gabrielle! Their time credit failed them!
Holly: Dang it!
Man: I can’t find anything else.
Gabrielle: You can do it! (Massages the man.)
Man: I’m sorry, I really can’t.
Gabrielle: Aw...why?
Holly: Ohh! Gabrielle, he’s married. :lol:
Gabrielle: Oh my gosh! What??
Holly: We’ll just get that flight then. :ascared
Holly (conf.): We lost our lead right off the bat. It sucks.
Lionel & Debra arrived.
Debra: How can we search for flights?
Lionel: I don’t know.
Debra: I don’t know what to do. :groan:
Debra (conf.): The taxi was clearly to test our flight finding skills. :lol:
Lionel: Hey look, it’s Holly & Gabrielle!
Debra: Wow...
Debra (conf.): It was a complete shock to see Holly & Gabrielle. And they looked frantic! :lol:
Lionel (conf.): We thought they were long gone. :lol: Guess ten minutes wasn’t enough.
Gabrielle: Holly, Lionel & Debra are there!!!
Holly: Dang, this is not our day.
Holly (conf.): We were completely unlucky. It was atrocious. :ascared
Lionel: Let’s check what they’re doing.
Debra: Are you sure?
Lionel: Yeah.
Lionel (conf.): It is the final leg. You have to do what you can! You have to use every bit of you to your advantage!
Debra (conf.): It clashes with the fact that in the final leg, it is NOT a good idea AT ALL to follow a team.
Lionel (conf.): Just for the flights, though.
Gabrielle (whispering to Holly): They’re gonna watch our moves.
Holly (whispering to Gabrielle): It’s annoying.
Counter worker: Hello, welcome to the Continental Airlines. ;D
Holly (whispering): We want the earliest flight to Newark, New Jersey, please?
Counter worker: Excuse me?
Holly: Ugh...
Lionel: It’s okay Holly, we heard you. Haha.
Holly: Oh fine.
Lionel (to Debra):
Debra:
Debra (conf.): I was so shocked to see Lionel do such a thing! Didn’t expect that of him!
Lionel (conf.): Don’t worry dear! I will never ever do that to you!
Debra (conf.): Ya better!
After Holly talked to the counter worker.
Counter worker: Ah, yes, there’s a 1615 flight connecting in Sao Paulo and arrives at Newark at 600 the next day.
Holly: Yeah. We’ll take two, the one nearest to the main exit.
Counter worker: I’ll do that...here you go.
Gabrielle: Were there other flights that departed earlier and arrived earlier?
Counter worker: I found a 10:05am one. It arrives at 3am.
Gabrielle: Doh, we could’ve gotten on that flight! :groan:
Lionel & Debra also got their tickets.
Debra: We’re on our way to U.S.A.! ;D
Lionel: Finally gonna be back home after this.
Lionel (conf.): I do miss my family. In the race, I felt it sometimes, but most of the time the tasks distracted me from it. :lol:
Debra (conf.): I’m used to being alone. :lol: But yeah, I miss my family a bit as well.
Holly: Now maybe we can still win this, let’s not worry.
Gabrielle: Oh really? It’s gonna be hard.
Penelope & Kristine tried to find flights that arrives earlier.
Kristine: I found one, sis!!!!
Penelope: What? Cool!
Kristine: Arrives at 3:34am!
Penelope: :wohoo: Hopefullly this is the earliest!
Kristine: I hope so too.
Penelope: Wait...Kristine, this is Business flight. Way to go. :groan:
Kristine: Oh my gosh really? Dang it!!! :groan: :ascared
Kristine (conf.): I am so nervous! :funny:
Penelope (conf.): To the point that she’s paranoid. :lol:
Kristine (conf.): Yeah. This may be a once in a lifetime chance! I don’t want to be embarrassed, which makes me nervous, which makes my embrrassment as a result. :groan:
Kristine: I give up, let’s just take the Continental Airlines flight.
Penelope: I wonder where Lionel & Debra are.
Penelope & Kristine got their tickets and caught up to the other two teams.
Phil: All three teams are now on a Continental Airlines flight that arrives at Newark, New Jersey at 6am.

Newark International Airport:
Order of finding the cars were........................Holly & Gabrielle, Penelope & Kristine, and Lionel & Debra shortly after.
Gabrielle: We need a headstart in this, Holly.
Holly: Yup. Drive quickly!!
Kristine: Go sis! Go! :jumpy:
Penelope: Don’t do that! You’re making me jumpy!
Debra: Shoot, we’re last.
Lionel: We need to stay positive. Don’t give up hope.

On their way to Chancellor Green Library:
Holly: Chancellor Green Library...here! Take that turn!
Gabrielle: There?
Holly: Yeah.
Gabrielle: Okay.
Kristine: Okay, sis, the library is in Princeton. There are two routes. Now I don’t study road mathematics, but I guess this is the shorter way.
Penelope: I trust you, Kristine. (She steered to the way Holly & Gabrielle didn’t take.)
Debra: Oh, babe, the volley girls went that way, the sisters that way. Which one?
Lionel: Going with my gut --- Penelope & Kristine.
Debra: I hope Holly & Gabrielle turned the wrong direction...

Chancellor Green Library:
One team found their clue quickly.
Kristine: That was a tiring run. :lol:
Penelope: You bet it is...Detour! Analyze or Search!
Phil: A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour, teams have to decide between tasks requiring attention to detail and knowledge of the area they’re in. They need to Analyze or Search.

In Analyze, teams will be given a book and must read the book to find their next destination, which is also in Princeton. Once they find it, the librarian will hand them their next clue.

In Search, teams must go to a marked pile of books and find the book titled with their next destination, which is also in Princeton. Once they find it, the librarian will hand them their next clue.

Penelope: Hm...You pick, Kristine.
Kristine: Why me? We are a team, aren’t we?
Penelope: Yes but this is you! You’re the smart one.
Kristine: If you put it that way...hm...
Penelope: Kristine, there’s no more waiting.
Kristine: Analyze! Let’s do that.
Penelope: Okay! ;D
They got their book and started reading.
Kristine: There are actually fewer pages than I expected. But I ain’t complaining.
Penelope: The piles are not that huge as well.
Kristine: Let’s start. Remember, it’s in Princeton.
After a few minutes, another team arrived.
Debra: Detour!!
Lionel: Detour, Analyze or Search. You pick, honey.
Debra: Hmm...I would rather Search so let’s do that.
Debra (conf.): Analyzing is just too hard in my opinion. It is easier to miss the location.
They started searching.
Lionel: We should be able to do this quicker than them.
Debra: Oh really?? ‘Cause I don’t think so.
Penelope: This is harder than I thought!
A few minutes later, with neither teams successful, the final team arrived.
Holly: I do hope we’re first.
Gabrielle: I saw no one behind us. Detour, Analyze or Search?
Holly: Search, let’s go!
Gabrielle (after entering the library): Huh? They’re here!
Holly: Shh...Unbelievable.
Holly (conf.): How did they do that?!
Gabrielle (conf.): They must’ve found a shortcut!
All three teams worked on the Detour. After long minutes more, one team found out the location.
Kristine (whispering): :yess: I figured it out.
Penelope: Really? Where is it?
Kristine: Tell you later...Next clue please. We’re going here, right?
Librarian: Yes, here is your next clue. ;D
Kristine: Let’s go...!
Outside the library...
Penelope: Where was it??
Kristine: The University Art Museum!
Penelope: Wow, you’re awesome! You have a good eye!
Kristine: Walk to your next destination and go to its courtyard for your next clue!
Phil: Teams find that they have to go to the Princeton University Art Museum courtyard, where they’ll find their next clue.


Kristine: Walk! Okay! We need to leave our car behind!
Penelope: Great job, sis! Oh my god! I can’t believe we’re first!
Penelope (conf.): I was so excited at that moment! I thought that we had a chance of winning!
Kristine: We don’t have a map of Princeton so we’re gonna ask the locals. At least they speak English. ;D
They started asking for directions.
Debra: This sucks...
Lionel: Don’t give up now, Deb.
Holly: This...is...frustrating...
Gabrielle: Scream in a library. How cool would that be?
Gabrielle (conf.): It was getting so exasperating at that moment, seeing another team leave before us. It is like we lost the game!
Holly: Let’s not give up.
Holly (conf.): Clearly Penelope & Kristine made the right decision again.

Princeton University Art Museum:
Local: There it is! See! It’s not that far!
Kristine: Thank you sir! Thank you so much!
Penelope: Do you see our clue?
Kristine: I think it’s inside.
Penelope: Yeah, let’s check.
Kristine: Oh no wait, we should check at the courtyard!
Penelope: Oh yeah, let’s go.

Chancellor Green Library:
Another team completed the Detour.
Holly: I found it, Gabrielle.
Debra: Honey, they have it...It’s this one.
Gabrielle: Holly! The book! Idiot!
Holly: Dang it! I’m so stupid!
Librarian: Please keep quiet. I understand it’s a race for a million dollars but please...Here are your clues.
Lionel: Walk to your next destination...
Holly: I am so sorry, Gabrielle. :groan:
The two teams asked for directions.

Princeton University Art Museum:
Kristine: Okay...What does the clue say?
Penelope: Roadblock! Who keeps track?
Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one team member must perform. In the final Roadblock of the race, that team member will be put into test of how much they remember their RTAR1 experience, by solving this puzzle. Once solved, the clue box will reveal their next clue.


Penelope: It has to be you!
Kristine: Yeah, I agree.
Penelope: Good luck, girl! You go and rock it!
The two other teams arrived.
Holly: I can hear Penelope & Kristine’s voices from here!
Debra: There’s the clue.
Gabrielle: I see it!
Debra: Roadblock!!
Gabrielle: Who keeps track?
Lionel: You should do it, babe.
Debra: Okay then. :kuss: Wish me luck.
Holly: I’ll do it!
Gabrielle: Yes, you have to redeem yourself.
Holly: Shut up. :res:
All three teams started to work on the Roadblock.
Debra (conf.): The Roadblock was so intense! I couldn’t help but peek at the other two girls! And I was so scared that someone will shout! My heart was beating faster than ever!
Kristine: So...Leg 1 first...Hm...
Holly: Leg 1...What did we do...
Debra: We didn’t do anything related to pigs in Canada...Let me think...Niagara Falls...CN Tower...the gardens...hockey. Maybe it’s this hockey puck.
Kristine: It has to be the hockey puck.
Hockey Roadblock is shown.
Holly: Hockey puck, definitely. Yay! Now leg 2...
Debra: Leg 2...We went to Sweden...
Kristine: Hm...Ah, I know what it is.
Holly: Gosh, I don’t know... :groan: I think it’s a bucket?
Debra: It’s the Serve Coffee Detour.
Serve Coffee Detour is shown.
Kristine: Leg 3?
Debra: That was a double leg...
Holly: We went to Italy and somewhere. Dang, my memory’s bad. :ascared
Debra: I have this gut feeling because it’s a Double Length Leg, we have to put in two things... :duno:
Kristine: We were in Warsaw and we played a sport. What was it...Hm...I remember using my hand. Basketball, it has to be it.
Holly: So...I’ll put in...Yeah, espresso’s from Italy...
Debra: Ah ha! We went to Uppsala and went to the orange farm to find a red orange. It’s the orange!
Orange Roadblock is shown.
Debra: The espresso is next.
Kristine: We then were told it wasn’t a Pitstop and went to Italy...There, we have...the espresso Detour, that’s right.
The espresso-related Detour is shown.
Holly: Next, we went to um...We stayed in Italy.
Kristine: Hm...Which one is it...?
Debra: Yeah...It’s this...I think it’s called a buccellato.
She put the doughnut (which was wrong) on the Leg 4 space.
Penelope, Gabrielle, and Lionel were eagerly looking at the Roadblockers.
Holly: I remember a ring shaped bread. This is it.
Kristine: This is it. I just know it. I can’t remember what it’s called, but it looks like this.
She put the treccia on the Leg 4 space.
Taddeucci Roadblock is shown.
Debra: Okay, next, we went to Luanda.
Kristine: Country Africa.
Holly: I love this day, we U-Turned the fatties. :snicker:
Kristine: Ahh...It immediately came to me. The oar. ;D
Oar Detour is shown.
Debra: Which is it? :duno:
Holly: Um...What did we do?
Kristine: Okay, now...Penelope’s love moment. :lol: Hm...
Debra: We went to the beach...
Holly: I’ll guess the oar. :groan:
Kristine: I remember! The dhow, which is shown in the Pitstop.
Dubai Museum Pitstop is shown.
Debra: Oh yeah, the Oar or Shore Detour...
Kristine: Next, we went to another Asian country...Fuzhou, China.
Debra: In Dubai, there was a ship in the Pitstop.
Kristine: This is where we get the Travelocity Gnome.
Kristine instead picked the decoy Garden Gnome.
Holly: I can’t remember what we did in Dubai. :groan: Oh yeah, the eating Intersected Roadblock. I think Gabrielle had to eat pig meat. Gosh, this is so much fun.
Debra: And now Mr. Travelocity. ;D And we survived the painful Fast Forward.
Travelocity Gnome is shown.
Kristine: We went to Hong Kong...
Debra: Bucket, in the extra task at Park Island.
Holly: China...Hm...I remember, we got the gnome.
Kristine: It’s either the bucket or the ice-skates...
Debra: Hm...I know what's next! Double Length Leg. In Thailand and New Zealand...
Kristine: The bucket doesn’t look like the one for sandcastles, so I’ll go with the ice-skates.
Ice-skate Roadblock is shown.
Holly: We then continued to Hong Kong...Hmmm...
Debra: Thailand, we played golf.
Golf Roadblock is shown.
Debra: And then in New Zealand, all we did was to eat chocolates.
Chocolate Roadblock is shown.
Holly: Eh? We made a sandcastle, it should be the bucket. But I put the bucket in Sweden??? :groan: I don’t remember using a bucket in Sweden anyway...What should I do?
Holly (conf.): At that point the task got very confusing. :groan:
Kristine: Golf and chocolates, easy!!
Holly: I’ll leave it out...
Debra: Where did we go next? Hm...
Kristine: Argentina.
Debra: Buenos Aires...
Holly: Now...we went to Thailand and New Zealand. It is either the chocolates or golf. But I don’t think this is the chocolates we ate, so golf.
Debra: Wear or Chair Detour.
Kristine: Floralis Generica, it is the flower statue.
Floralis Generica is shown.
Holly: In Argentina...Hm...
Kristine: Finally, we went to New Jersey-I mean Brazil!! We ate a crab. This is it!
Crab Detour is shown.
Kristine buzzed.
Debra: Oh my god!
Holly: Dang it...
Gabrielle: Crap!
Penelope: :jumpy: Kristine!!!
Lionel: :groan: Please, don’t...
Lionel (conf.): I was so nervous and shaking madly!! :lol: It was an intensifying moment.
Kristine’s First Answers:
Hockey Puck-Coffee-Basketball-Espresso-Treccia-Oar-Dhow-Garden Gnome-Ice-Skates-Golf Ball-Chocolates-Flower Structure-Crab
The clue box didn’t open!
Kristine: I’m wrong! Crap!
Kristine (conf.): I started panicking, badly!
Holly: :yess:
Debra: That was a relief. :lol: What did we do in Rio de Janeiro??
Holly: In Buenos Aires, we went to Floralis Generica. It is the flower.
Debra: Ah ha! Grab or Crab! It’s a crab! I GOT IT!!
Debra buzzed.
Holly: Awww come on!!
Gabrielle: Who buzzed this time?
Lionel: My baby! :wohoo: Please be right!
Penelope: :groan: This really sucks.
Debra’s First Answers:
Hockey Puck-Coffee-Orange-Espresso-Doughnut-Oar-Dhow-Travelocity Gnome-Bucket-Golf Ball-Chocolates-Stool-Crab
The clue box didn’t open!
Debra: Noooo!!!
Lionel: Shoot!
Gabrielle: Yes!!!
Penelope: Phew!
Gabrielle: Come on Holly, you can do this...
Holly: In Brazil...Um...Sugar Loaf Mountain, it’s the sugar.
Holly almost buzzed.
Holly: Shoot! I forgot Leg 2!
Kristine: What am I missing?? Hockey Puck, I’m sure it’s correct...Coffee, I’m sure it’s correct...Basketball, I wasn’t sure......
Debra: Hm...I think the stool shouldn’t be here...Duh, how dumb can I get? It’s the flower! Please, please, PLEASE!!
Debra buzzed.
More tension arises, mostly same responses.
Lionel: Please...
Debra: Please God, help me...
Debra’s Second Answers:
Hockey Puck-Coffee-Orange-Espresso-Doughnut-Oar-Dhow-Travelocity Gnome-Bucket-Golf Ball-Chocolates-Flower Structure-Crab
The clue box didn’t open!
Debra: Not again! :groan:
Kristine: The basketball...In Poland...I don’t know now...Oh wait, we played handball. :groan:
Holly: Oh! It’s the coffee! At the Detour!
Kristine: Of course! We went to Uppsala to do the red orange Roadblock! Hm...and this isn’t the Travelocity Gnome, this is!!!
Holly buzzed.
Gabrielle: Finally!!
Penelope: NO!!
Kristine buzzed.
Lionel: :groan:
Holly’s First Answers:
Hockey Puck-Coffee-Nothing-Espresso-Doughnut-Oar-Pig-Travelocity Gnome-Bucket-Golf Ball-Nothing-Flower Structure-Sugar
The clue box didn’t open!
Holly: No way!
Kristine’s Second Answers:
Hockey Puck-Coffee-Orange-Espresso-Treccia-Oar-Dhow-Travelocity Gnome Gnome-Ice-Skates-Golf Ball-Chocolates-Flower Structure-Crab
The clue box opened!
Kristine: Ahhh!! Oh my gosh! I'm right!
Debra: I think Kristine got it. :groan:
Holly: Dang...someone got it...
Gabrielle and Lionel: Noooo!!!!! :groan: :groan:
Penelope: Yesssssss!!!!! :hearts:
Kristine exited her puzzle solving room.
Kristine: I did it, sis!
Penelope: You were great! You did the best!
Lionel: Darn it!
Gabrielle: Holly... :ascared
Debra: Damn...So close...
Penelope: Keep walking to the Princeton Cemetery for your next clue!
Phil: Teams must now walk here for their next clue.


Kristine: Let’s hurry!
Kristine (conf.): I almost wanted to cry. I was so proud of myself for completing the Roadblock first. ;D
Penelope & Kristine started asking for directions.
Gabrielle: Come on, Holly!!!
Holly: Hmm...
Debra: Hmm...What if it’s this baguette, and not this doughnut thing? Hmm... :groan: It’s a treccia!!!!! I don’t want to give myself a nervous breakdown, so I’ll double check...
Debra (conf.): I couldn’t breathe well. It was so nerve-wrecking!!!
Holly: Of course, it may not be sugar, since we never saw sugar, just sugar is a part of the name of a mountain. But I remember the Grab or Crab Detour. I think it’s a crab.
Debra: I think I have it. I just need to switch one last thing. I am hoping for my life this is it.
Debra buzzed.
Tensions! :ascared
Debra’s Third Answers:
Hockey Puck-Coffee-Orange-Espresso-Treccia-Oar-Dhow-Travelocity Gnome-Ice-Skates-Golf Ball-Chocolates-Flower Structure-Crab
The clue box opened!!
Debra: :yess: Finally!!
Debra exited her puzzle solving room.
Lionel: Babe!! Yes!! Let’s hurry!
Gabrielle: (: HOLLY!!!!!!!
Holly: Oh no... :ascared :groan:
Debra: Princeton Cemetery, okay. I’m so sorry baby!
Lionel: Nah, it’s okay. I believe we can still catch up!
Debra: I am terribly sorry.
Lionel: Don’t cry, honey! I hate it when you cry!
Debra (brushing her tears): Okay. I love you so much.
They started asking for directions.
Gabrielle: Holly... :groan:

Princeton Cemetery:
Kristine: There it is!
Penelope: I’ll read the clue... Find a marked ‘grave’ and match the quotes with the person/thing that said it. Once done, further instructions will be given in the ‘grave’.
Phil: Teams must now match the quotes that was said in the entire race, one from each episode, either in the real race, by teams, by locals, from route markers, by me, or from confessionals.


Kristine: There’s a grave.
Penelope: Wow...We have thirteen quotes, and thirteen names to match them to.
Kristine: Oh, there are our names! :lol:
They began to match them.

Princeton University Art Museum:
After a lot of wrong guesses, Holly finally got it.
Holly: Finally! Man, that was tough!
Gabrielle: You sucked back there, girl!
Holly: I’d like to see you try it.
Gabrielle: I just hope we can catch up somehow!! Princeton Cemetery...
Holly: Oh shoot I forgot the fanny pack!
Gabrielle: Holly you idiot! (: Faster!
Holly: Shut up, Gabrielle! Let me do this! You’re panicking now!
Gabrielle: I’m sorry, but, for the million dollars, alright? I would like to go shopping today.
They headed to Princeton Cemetery.

Princeton Cemetery:
Kristine: Let’s start from leg 1.
Penelope: “We have to take a TOUR!”
Kristine: Niagara Falls! Definitely!
Penelope: Oh, that was awesome.
Kristine: And the quotes...Us, Holly & Gabrielle, Lionel & Debra, Martin & Mackenzie, Bryanna & Keith, Lee, Mitch, and Fast Forward Warning. Fast Forward Warning??
Penelope: I know that! “Paintballs can leave you marks!”
Kristine: That makes perfect sense! Great job! So let’s go back to the first. None of us said it, for sure.
Penelope: I think we should do the ones for us first.
Kristine: Yeah...Let’s see...I got one!! “There’s a cupid in Dubai!” I said it! :funny:
Penelope: Shut it, sis. I don’t even know the guy’s name upto now. :groan:
Kristine: Sorry, sis. What did you say?
Penelope: Let me see...... :duno: Sorry, can’t remember. Let’s go back to the first one.
Kristine: Okay then...By the way, I think the last one, “I’m so excited to dominate the men.”, is either Holly or Gabrielle. I’ll put their names there just in case.
Penelope: Good thinking! Oh and, this one, “We’re farmers but we don’t farm oranges.” May be from Martin or Mackenzie!
Kristine: Oh yeah!!! Now you good job!
Lionel & Debra arrived.
Debra: Darn, we have to do a memory task again
Lionel: This time, it’s less than a memory task, it’s to know the players well. :groan:
They began as well.
Debra: At least we caught up to Penelope & Kristine!
Kristine: Lionel & Debra just came.
Kristine (conf.): The tension was brought back again! :groan:
Debra: Hmm...Oh, haha! “We have to take a TOUR!”, that’s me! :lol:
Lionel: :jumpy: And this “To me they’re like a troop of cheerleaders in uniform.”, it’s mine! :lol:
Debra: Fun memories.
Kristine: I think we should break them down now. In all honesty, I think Martin says this. Holly & Gabrielle, don’t know yet.
Penelope: Okay then, I believe in your instincts. We’ve made more good decisions than bad this race, might as well put them to their real test!
Debra: Oh! “Paintballs can leave you marks!” That’s the Fast Forward Warning!
Lionel: Oh yeah!! :funny: I still hated the task!
Debra: I still have markings. :groan:
Penelope: Oh, sis, I remember now, this is mine.
Kristine: “There are the fake queens!” Yeah, I think you said that.
Lionel: I think I heard Keith said this quote. “No, I am not diabetes-positive!” during the Roadblock.
Debra: Makes the most sense. :duno:
Kristine: Do you think Mitch said “If we’re last because of him I’ll sue him!”?
Penelope: Sounds like him! :funny:
Debra: Martin said this, I think.
Lionel: He is a farmer, very likely. Just do it.
Debra: And I think Mitch said this.
Lionel: Sue sounds like a businessman’s word! :lol:
Penelope: Sis, “Revenge is sweet, sweeter if long delayed, like success!” could be Holly & Gabrielle using the Yield on BilAl.
Kristine: Maybe!! I think Gabrielle said it, it only makes sense that way. Let’s insert our guesses.
Lionel: Now this is getting hard...
Debra: Yeah.
Penelope: We have six left. Lionel & Debra, Mackenzie, Lee, and Bryanna & Keith.
Kristine: We should be able to nail them down, though.
Debra: Hm...I remember Kristine telling me about Penelope flirting with the guy in the Dubai leg. This might be Kristine.
Lionel: Maybe. :duno: Hope for the best!
Holly & Gabrielle arrived.
Holly: Darn! More thinking!
Gabrielle: When will we do physical stuff. :groan:
Kristine: I saw Holly & Gabrielle arrived. It’s now or never now.
Lionel: Did Holly & Gabrielle arrived?
Debra: Yeah. Now quiet, they might hear our guesses.
Kristine: I think Keith said “No, I am not diabetes-positive!” during the Makana Confections Roadblock.
Penelope: Yeah! I think I heard him say that!
Holly: “I’m so excited to dominate the men.”, mine. :lol: “Revenge is sweet, sweeter if long delayed, like success!”, yours. :funny:
Gabrielle: The good ol’ days! :funny:
Penelope: Oh, I am quite sure among all these people left, Bryanna would say “I beat you! I beat you!” :lol:
Kristine: Really? To who? :duno:
Penelope: To Joshua & Mitch!
Kristine: Oh lol, maybe so. The others don’t have enemies, maybe except Lee and Mackenzie.
Penelope: I think Debra said this quote.
Kristine: Yeah, I’ve been comtemplating that. And by process of elimination, only Lee would say “I have no Expedia skills, but I say we should go for it.”
Penelope: That leaves Lionel and Mackenzie.
Kristine: Mackenzie wouldn’t say this. Maybe she said this, “Please Lord let us find the clue.” Maybe in the Fast Forward. :duno:
Penelope: I’ll go with that...
Kristine: We’re done!!!
Debra: What!??!
Gabrielle: Already??! (:
Woman: Hmm..................Very good!!! Here is your next clue!!
Penelope & Kristine: :wohoo: :wohoo:
Lionel: Let’s keep thinking, we can do this.
Holly: Come on Gabrielle, let’s keep working!
Kristine: We did it again, sis!
Penelope: I know! You must now transfer six coffins from outside the cemetery to Morven. Once done, a man will hand you your next clue.
Phil: They must transfer six coffins manually to this museum where they’ll be handed their next clue.


Kristine: Those six??
Penelope: We’re gonna have to transfer them??
They took two and started dragging it.
Debra: Hm...
Holly: Let’s think thoroughly...
After a few minutes, one team receives their next clue.
Debra: Transfer six coffins. We can do this. We take two at a time!
Lionel: Maybe able to catch up.

Morven:
Penelope: This sucks right now, sis.
Kristine: I know...This...is...hard...
Penelope: We made it!
Kristine: We drop them off here...Okay’s let’s go!

Princeton Cemetery:
Gabrielle: This is so brain teasing. I hate it.
Holly: I can’t really get this...But we only have a few left.
They continued struggling.

Between Morven and Princeton Cemetery:
Kristine: Look! Is that Lionel & Debra?
Penelope: Crap!
Debra: Oh my! Penelope & Kristine!
Lionel: Let’s go faster...

Morven:
Debra: There’s our first two. Two more rounds!
Lionel: We can do this!

Princeton Cemetery:
Kristine: Holly & Gabrielle are still here.
Holly: Dang... :groan:
Gabrielle: :groan:
Penelope: Let’s go.
Holly & Gabrielle continued to struggle. Five minutes later, Lionel & Debra arrived and took two more coffins.
Lionel: Do you think we should take three instead?
Debra: No, why?
Lionel: So that we only take one for our last round, that might help us.
Debra: Okay then... :duno:

Morven:
Penelope: My arm’s cramping. :ascared
Kristine: Just two more, sis. We can do this! Stay strong!
Penelope: For you and for the million and for our supporters, yes, I’ll try my 110%.

Between Morven and Princeton Cemetery:
Lionel: Babe, this might be a bad decision.
Debra: Yeah, I think so too...
Lionel: Whew! So heavy!
Penelope: Lionel & Deb are there.
Kristine: Hey guys, again.
Penelope: No time for greetings!
Debra: :groan: Come on, baby, we gotta do this!
Lionel: I know! Let’s go again...

Princeton Cemetery:
Woman: Congratulations! You finally did it!
Holly: Thanks! Finally!!!!
Gabrielle: Let’s take three at a time!! We can still catch up!!
They did drag three. Two minutes later, Penelope & Kristine arrived and dragged their final two coffins.
Penelope: Ow!!
Kristine: What happened?
Penelope: Ow, my arm, sis, it really hurts.
Kristine: :ascared Should we continue?
Penelope: Ugh...
Penelope (conf.): I was so scared at that moment. I thought of taking a long rest or medical attention. I didn’t know what to do!!!

Morven:
Debra: Yes! Great job babe!
Lionel: Gosh, this is heavy...Just one more! We can do this babe, for the million bucks!

Princeton Cemetery:
Kristine: Sis, what do you want to do?
Kristine (conf.): It didn’t matter to me what my sister chooses to do. She is worth more than a million dollars, for God’s sake!!
Penelope: I’ll carry on...Let’s do this!
Kristine: It’s okay, sis, I’m so proud of you.
Kristine (conf.) (with tears): It really touched me that she gave more than her all. She really is my best friend, I’m sure that hurt so bad.
Penelope (conf.): I couldn’t let my sister down, I’ve made her proud ever since day one. I tried my very and ultimate best to take that coffin. It was really hard and painful.
Holly & Gabrielle arrived at Morven with their three first coffins. Two minutes later, Lionel & Debra arrived at Princeton Cemetery and took their final coffin. One minute later, Penelope & Kristine arrived at Morven with their final two coffins.
Kristine: :yess: I am SO, SO, SO proud of you, sis!! I can’t believe you would continue on.
Penelope: It wasn’t easy. But I don’t want to quit on the last leg!!!
Kristine: Haha, thanks, sis. Self-drive to the only hotel in downtown Princeton and search for your next clue.
Phil: Teams must now make their way to Nassau Inn for their next clue.


Kristine: Let’s go!
Penelope: Ma’am, do you know of any hotels? Please, it’s really urgent!
Local: There’s only one hotel here. Nassau Inn. It’s over there.
Kristine: Gracias, miss, thank you so much! Let’s go!
Penelope: This is so exciting! :wohoo:
Kristine: I’m about to pee in my pants!
Penelope: Don’t pull a Kisha & Jen! :lol:
Kristine: Oh wait! We need to take a car!
Penelope: Darn, we have to retrace our steps. We left our cars at the library.

Princeton Cemetery:
Gabrielle: Come on, Holly! We need to do this!
Holly: I know what I’m doing! Let’s just go!
Gabrielle (conf.): It was really a critical time. We were last, and we’re competitive ladies.
Holly (conf.): Yes we are and losing is not common to us.
They dragged their final three coffins.

Morven:
Lionel & Debra arrived with their final coffin.
Debra: Self-drive to the only hotel in Princeton. Hm...
Lionel: Let’s ask the locals before we head back for our cars.
They found out that it was Nassau Inn and ran back for their car.
A few minutes later, Holly & Gabrielle arrived, received their clue, and asked for what the hotel is.
Gabrielle: Sir, can you tell us what is the only hotel here in Princeton? Please, please! :flirt:
Local: Oh yeah, Nassau Inn. Over there!
Gabrielle: That building there? Over there?
Local: Yeah.
Gabrielle: Thank you so much, sir! :kuss:
Local: Wait a minute, are you Gabrielle Reece??
Gabrielle: Sorry, can’t chat now!!!!!

Chancellor Green Library:
Kristine: Here we are!
Penelope: Let’s go...I see the hotel, it’s the brown one.
Kristine: Crap! Lionel & Debra are just behind us!
Penelope: Drive now, sis!
Debra: Babe, we caught up! Let’s go!
The two teams raced to Nassau Inn.

Nassau Inn:
One team retrieved the clue first.
Lionel: I got it!
Penelope: Damn! Read fast, sis!!!!
Debra: Shoot! Run to the Finish Line! Princeton Battle Monument!
Phil: Teams must now go on foot to the Finish Line: Princeton Battle Monument. This battle monument marks the end of the teams’ long battle. The first team to check-in here wins the million dollars!


Kristine: Quick! Go! Go! Go!
Debra: My gosh!
At this moment, Holly & Gabrielle arrived at Chancellor Green Library and started driving to Nassau Inn.
Debra: Is anyone there? Hello, can you help me?
Penelope: Sir, we need to go to Princeton Battle Monument.
Woman: Sure! You go...
Man: Okay! Take a...
After telling their directions, both were not the same route.
Penelope: Thanks!
Debra: Thank you sir.
Lionel: Come on, babe, for the million!
Kristine: I am so nervous right now! :ascared
Both teams are seen taking their separate ways to Princeton Battle Monument. They are shown scene by scene of them running, hoping they would get the fastest way. A few minutes later, Holly & Gabrielle arrived at Nassau Inn.
Holly: Princeton Battle Monument!
Gabrielle: Come on! We may still be able to beat them in a footrace!
Holly: Miss, can you tell us how to get to Princeton Battle Monument?
Woman: Okay! (She tells the directions.)
Holly: Let’s run the fastest we’ve ever run!
Gabrielle: I hope we’re first!!!
ALL THREE TEAMS ARE NOW SHOWN RUNNING TO THE FINISH LINE!!! :wohoo: :ascared :wohoo:

PRINCETON BATTLE MONUMENT-FINISH LINE:
Phil and the eight eliminated teams are shown, cheering for the winner. Scenes of the teams are shown:


Jerome & JP:


Jenneco & Samantha: :casey :casey :casey :casey


Bilius & Alejandro: :jam: :jam: :jam: :jam:


Jenna & Kathryn: :wohoo: :wohoo: :wohoo: :wohoo:


Joshua & Mitch: :winner :winner :winner :winner


Bryanna & Keith: :jumpy: :jumpy: :jumpy: :jumpy:


Lili & Lee: :ya3: :ya3: :ya3: :ya3:


Martin & Mackenzie: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:






























































































































PHIL: 6 CONTINENTS, 11 COUNTRIES, AND MORE THAN 40,000 MILES.........










































































































































































































































PENELOPE & KRISTINE, YOU ARE THE OFFICIAL WINNERS OF REALSHOWFAN’S THE AMAZING RACE 1!!!!!!! YOU HAVE WON THE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Penelope & Kristine: Oh my gosh!! Stunning! :hearts:
Kristine: We did it!!! :wohoo:
Penelope: I cannot believe this!!!
Penelope & Kristine were in tears as the rest of the teams congratulate them.
Phil: Penelope, how do you feel? Having not won any previous legs, and now you’re the winner of RTAR1!
Penelope: Phil, it’s amazing!! We actually pulled the Zabrina & Joe Jer! We’re so happy!!!!
Phil: Kristine, what do you think of your sister?
Kristine (in tears): She did her best. I knew she would, but in this race, she pushed herself to the limit, for me. I am really grateful to have her, I’m so glad she’s in my life!
Phil: Well, congratulations! What are you gonna use your million dollars for?
Kristine (in tears): Oh, we’ve actually planned to get better jobs. :lol:
Penelope: We won, sis!
Kristine: You’re the best!!
Three minutes later, Lionel & Debra arrived.
Debra: Good job guys! We got lost on the way, Phil.
Phil: Lionel & Debra, you are the second team to check-in at the Finish Line!! Congratulations!
Lionel: It’s okay.
Debra (in tears): Yeah. I’m so happy for you girls!
After the teams congratulate them and Lionel & Debra congratulate Penelope & Kristine...
Phil: Lionel, how tough was the race for you?
Lionel: Phew, Phil, it was extremely tough! Toughest thing I’ve done since catering!
All: :lol:
Lionel: But I would do it again in a heartbeat!
Phil: Debra, any relationship status changed? Any second thoughts?
Debra: Phil, after the race, it is obvious that Lionel’s the one for me. He is just so genuinely nice! I love him!
Lionel: I love you dear, and you know that.
Debra: I am so happy to be with him and I will spend the rest of my life with him. :kuss:
Six minutes later, the final team, Holly & Gabrielle, arrived.
Gabrielle: Aw...
Holly: It’s okay, we’ve had fun.
Phil: Holly & Gabrielle, you are the third and last team to check-in at the Finish Line of RTAR1. Congratulations! Still, big accomplishment. Good job! ;D
Holly: Wohoo!
Gabrielle: It was a blast, Phil!
Phil: What do you think you could’ve done better?
Gabrielle: Now that it’s the end, we’ll say nothing! We’ve done the game the way we are, and we accept it as sportsman.
Holly: Yup! :jam:
Phil: That’s the way to it! Congratulations!
All the teams are congratulating one another.

Holly (conf.): This race was awesome. Not much at the start, but when you see the result, and looked back, it was a blast.
Gabrielle (conf.): This was surprisingly tough! This is a life experience for us and I can’t wait to apply this to my upcoming volleyball matches. I’ve learned to be a better sportsman because of this.

Debra (conf.): I truly am gonna miss this race. It was so much fun!
Lionel (conf.): We’re glad the sisters won! They deserved it! We have the leg prizes to enjoy! :lol:
Debra (conf.): And most important of all, we have each other. I love you honey. :kuss:
Lionel (conf.): :kuss: I want to be with you forever.

Kristine (conf.): A very overwhelming joy. Seriously, The Amazing Race changes lives, in any way you take. It’s a life lesson. I’ve learnt a lot from this race. Traveling is very fun as well.
Penelope (conf.): Yeah. This’ll be very hard to leave. You got so into it that it changes you.
Kristine (conf.): I learnt a lot from Penelope. That she is very willing to get work done for the people she loves. I wish I could’ve done the same though.
Penelope (conf.): You have, sis! We’re not the traveling type of couple! But we as a team proved it!
Kristine (conf.): Thanks, sis, you really are the best. ;D
Penelope (conf.): And you’re my best too. ;D Even with the million dollars, you’ll still be my first priority.
Kristine (conf.): This has been great fun. I would do it again if given the chance.

*End of Episode Finale: 6 Continents, 12 Countries, And More Than 40,000 Miles... - Phil*

[realshowfan]

THAT MARKS THE END OF RTAR1. PROCEED TO RTAR2. <3 <3

Link to thread soon.

[realshowfan]

And All-Stars are gonna be Penelope & Kristine, Jenna & Kathryn, and Lionel & Debra. =D