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Krissy: Mga balitang showbiz na laging dinedeny! (Showbiz news that’s always denied!)
Bhoy: Mga chikang naririnig lang sa chismisan, sa kapitbahay! (Showbiz news only heard from gossiping neighbors!)
Krissy: Showbiz news bukas… (Showbiz news of tomorrow…)
Bhoy: Ngayon and broadcast! (broadcasted today!)
Krissy: This is Krissy!
Bhoy: Ako naman si Bhoy! (And I’m Bhoy!)
Both: And ito ang, NNNN! Ntertainment News Nanaman! (And this is… NNNN! Ntertainment News Nanaman!)
Vocabulary: Nanaman is again in English.
Krissy: Hi Bhoy!
Bhoy: Hellow… Krissy! Aheheheheh!
Krissy: you know what Bhoy! It doesn’t feel good to be back here in the studio! It’s your fault we got discovered and got banned by the producers of cTAR after finding out we already joined in another race!
Bhoy: Sor-
Krissy: Anyway… we all know naman (naman is the root word of nanaman, which is again in English) that I’m FILTHY RICH. So yeah, I’m not contented with what we had… so I bought the rights to make an Amazing Race… and for our special Christmas Edition, we’re making…
KRISSYand Bhoy’s Amazing Race!Bhoy: Why is my name so small…, Krissy!
Krissy: You know, if you have the money, you can make your name big, but, you know, you’re just riding on with what I’m hosting, so I wanted it to be like that ehh! Ahawhawhawhaw!
Bhoy: You’re so madaya (madaya means unjust, or somehow sly), Krissy!
Krissy: Enough drama, Bhoy! Let’s introduce the teams na! Ahawhawhawhawhaw!!!
Krissy: Okay, we have seven teams who will start in our very own TWO-PERSON studio! Ahawhawhawhaw! If how they will fit, I don’t know! Basta (But, regardless) I can fit them all here!
Krissy: Team number 1 –
Bhoy: Don’t be so excited. I made taped spiels of each team already you know, except the last one…
ROLL TAPE!
Janina: I'm a beauty queen and I won.....because of my family.....ahahaha....oh my God...my family.
IC: I'm hairdresser for a long long long time....and I feel so great for me to be picked by her to race.
Janina: Even if she's not a family member...I treat her as one....ahahaha....oh my God..my family.
IC: I'm gay....I know that....I actually have founded a corporation for us, gays! we need respect!
Janina: I love you, even more, IC, We respect you as a family....ahahaha....oh my God....my family.
IC: I've been hurt...I survived the rapes, the chainsaw massacres...everything.
Janina: Oh mah word...you haven't told me that...well, I'm getting to know you....ahahaha....oh my God....my family.
IC: I do hope this experience will bring us closer....and closer....you and I.
Janina: Oh mah word...I love that song, it makes me miss my family more.....ahahahah....oh my God....my family.
IC: I deserve so much credit...Maybe the hairstyle I gave you in your competition helped you a lot.
Janina: NO! My answer helped me...ahahaha.....oh my God....my family.
IC: Can you please stop that...?! I know....I love it but Janina, we're the best of friends so stop.
Janina: OhmyGod....my family....ahahahahaha.
IC: You think it made you win....no.
Janina: How dare you....my family helped me....oh my God....ahahahahaah.
IC: Well, I'm IC Mendoza., I'm -
Janina: I'm Janina San Miguel, the beauty queen of all times in ANACONDA, MONTANA!
IC: What a good way to interrupt me!
Janina: Sorry....
IC: Well, I'm a comedian and part-time hairdresser extraordinaire!
Josh:we are both lawyer we are different then other team
Kyle:yep he is married to gay black man but around the office he get make fun but i keep tell dont be lawyer
Josh:yeah but we are smart we went to harverd
Kyle:we like them girl like season 3 we have book smart and i we dont have to work nchrismtas so we could go on adventure
Josh:i always ant to travel with my twin actual we plane to go honk kong but it was expensie so he saw app for this we me it in
josh:we have fratt party sometimes and plus my brother is alphamale
Kyle:i cant help my self i look at howt woman
Jsh:give hug
Cavin: Both of us are Stay Home Daddy.
Peter: My wife work as Beauty Salon, where i have to stay at home and become househusband and take care of House hold
Cavin: As for me, because my company retrenched me, I have to stay at home and become househusband
Peter: We hope to join the race so as to show people that we as Stay home daddies can also race and in same time show to people, we guys not only doing houseworks, we can do anyting
Cavin: Yah.. i really quite skeptic to join the race first, but Peter persuade me as he know we can do as a team.
Peter: Yah I love amazing race when my daughter recommend me the show. So i ask Cavin to join me to it
Cavin: I discuss my wife and we agree that I can show everyone that we daddy are useful.
Peter: Now i got the Super Daddy Award, i also hope to show the world, How amazing we dad can do it..
Cavin: Hope we can do anything to win this
Peter: Yah is Christmas race too, and so we decide to make this opportunity to show that we are perfect in all ways
Cavin: Stay Home Daddy FTW!!
Peter: Haha Yah!!
Mond: I'm Mond, the older, and wiser, brother.
Seph: I'm Seph, the younger, and cuter, brother.
Mond: No way! Our friends tell us we look alike.
Seph: They're being nice to you.
Mond: Please. This face?
Seph: Yes.
Mond: Well, we came here here on this race to prove who's the better sibling.
Seph: That, and the money.
Mond: Oh the money is a given.
Seph: We're very well-traveled and we're not just your typical meatheads.
Mond: Actually, Seph
is the typical meathead. He likes to work out. He friggin' goes to the gym, like, twice a day!
Seph:
Mond's just more of the couch potato type.
Mond: If watching TV keeps me from going obese, then so be it!
Seph: I hate that 'bout him.
Mond: He's always been jealous.
Seph: My main detriment will most likely be those mental challenges.
Mond: Obviously. Oh, and girls.
Seph: You're just jealous you suck at endurance challenges.
Mond: I'm not jealous. I know I suck at physical stuff.
Seph: You're looking a typical brains-brawn team right here.
Mond: And chances are, even with the squabbling, we'll come out of this whole thing looking as boring...
Seph: ...and stereotypical...
Mond: ...as ever.
KRISSY: MY GHAAAAAAWD! BHOY! HINDI PA BA TAPOS YAN!?!?! (Bhoy! Isn’t the video finished YET!??!?!?!?!)
Mark: I'm so happy we got on the Amazing Race. I'm Mark.
Nancy: and I'm Nancy. We've been dating for 1 year already but now I have to move to Seattle.
Mark: We want to know whether to continue this relationship or not. So through the amazing Race, we want to know about each other more and more to be able to be sure if she wants to move or stay.
Nancy: This job opportunity is really really important for me because this could be a life changing job. I'm a fashion designer and this big company has just asked me to work for them.
Mark: I would love to go but I'm the CEO of a major company here so it was be really hard for me to move and I may never be as successful as I am now.
Nancy: What is good about us is that we never argue.
Mark: Remember that time you almost threw a knife at me.
Nancy: Okay. We rarely fight and I really love this guy. Or else I would be long gone by now.
Mark: I really love Nancy too. We sort of made the connection right away. We were at a friends wedding. I was a friend of the Bride and she was a friend the Groom.
Nancy: We were set up next to each other and then we started dating after that.
Mark: Our main purpose is not to win the race but to strengthen our relationship.
Nancy: But 1 million dollars could be really nice.
Mark: I know. Nancy is a really strong girl and we WILL win the race. If she doesn't have a major meltdown.
Krissy: Oh! It’s done!
Bhoy: Yes!
Krissy: Anyway, I was here to tell you, diba nga (right?) I’m filthy rich? And you know, I was able to buy a time machine!
Bhoy:
Is a time machine possible?
Krissy: That’s why! I don’t know nga eh! We’ll try it now! Mom said before she wanted to do the Amazing Race when she was alive, so you know.. Ahawhawhawhaw! Now I have the producers’ rights! We’ll try to call them back! In 3 – 2 – 1!
POOF!
*White smoke covers the set!*
Krissy: OH MY GOSH! MOOOOOOMMMMY!!!! DAAAAAAADDDDDYYYY!!!!Bhoy: OMG! Tita Cory! And… Tito Ninoy!
Cory: Hon, are you sure you want to do this?
Ninoy: Yes, I want to take a break.
Cory: Yeah. This is not a break tho!
Ninoy: BUT IT'S FREE!
Cory: Don't we have lots of money?
Ninoy: Yeah but we need to save money for Kris' toys. We need to keep our daughter happy.
Cory: She's getting spoiled, Hon.
Ninoy: Yeah but I want her to be glamorous goddess someday.
Cory: I don't want her to be materialistic tho.
Ninoy: Don't worry honey, she'll know about how the world really goes someday. She might be the female version of me!
Cory: Oh well, I hope I'm strong enough for this one.
Ninoy: Of course you are! You're like one of the first cheerleaders in this country, right?
Cory: Yeah but I'm like 20 years older now.
Ninoy: Don't worry, I'll be here by your side.
Cory: Awww, I know you'll be.
Ninoy: Of course.
Cory: C'mon, give me a hug.
Ninoy: Sure thing. *hugs Cory*
Cory: I'm getting hot. *makes out with Ninoy*
Krissey: OMG! KAHIYA! MOM AND DAD NAMAN! You’re making me PAHIYA! (Hiya is ashamed!)
Bhoy: Anyway, let’s get to the rules…
ROLL VIDEO...
Mond's just more of the couch potato type.
Is a time machine possible? 
