MTAR4: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

[Snooky]

Apr 11, 2010 10:38:57 GMT -5 Hooky said:

Apr 11, 2010 10:37:24 GMT -5 Mooyou said:

YES..

AND *ALARM* *ALARM*

You have just chosen the rude iguana enclosure! Do the screentime task, else 30 minutes will be added to your total time.

Go figure.

So 30 limes lines plus the normal 20 lines, or 30 lines total?

Haha, it's because I already chose 6. Sorry Hooky!

[Hooky]

Apr 11, 2010 10:40:42 GMT -5 autowil said:

Good luck Hooky.. Hope ur team member no need to go Hospital!! Haha

Well, you never know. Those iguanas can be quite dangerous.

[Hooky]

Apr 11, 2010 10:43:08 GMT -5 Snooky said:

Apr 11, 2010 10:38:57 GMT -5 Hooky said:

Go figure.

So 30 limes lines plus the normal 20 lines, or 30 lines total?

Haha, it's because I already chose 6. Sorry Hooky!

I was debating between 1 and 7. You might know the reason why.

[autowil]

Apr 11, 2010 10:45:46 GMT -5 Hooky said:

Apr 11, 2010 10:40:42 GMT -5 autowil said:

Good luck Hooky.. Hope ur team member no need to go Hospital!! Haha

Well, you never know. Those iguanas can be quite dangerous.

Mine already cause my team to fall down.. Haha..

[jerseydude]

Percy: Hey Iguana!
Iguana: *Stares*
Percy: Here look what I brought you!
Iguana: *Stares*
Percy: Come on! It's strawberries! You like it right?
Iguana: *Stares*
Percy: Come over okay!!!
Iguana: *Stares*
Percy: I'm mad. EAT IT YOU STUPID ANIMAL!
Iguana: *Crawls over and nibbles.*
Percy: That's a good Iguana. Look it has my face on it!
Iguana: Thinks: I hate this boy. I hate strawberrys. If only he would leave he alone! *Eats Quicker*
Percy: *turns around* Hey Anna! I'm doing Great.
Iguana: *Thinks: Here's my chance! Payback time. MUHAHAHAHA! * *Lunges at Percy*
Percy: OWWWW!
Anna: What happened.
Percy: The stupid iguana bit me in the butt!
Anna:
Iguana:
Percy: Now take this* *Smashed Strawberries in Iguana's face!
Iguana: *Thinks: My eyes! I'm blind!* *Defends itself
Percy: *Summons a storm* EAT IT NOW! OR I'll chop you up and BBQ Iguana!

Iguana: *Think: OMG This guy is crazy! Must eat or die* *Jumps into bowl
Percy: Now that's a good Iguana!
Iguana: *Thinks: Can he go now*
Percy: Yes he's done! Next clue?
Man: Don't kill me! *Drops clue and run* AAAAAHHHHHHHH! CRAZY PERSON!
Anna: What's wrong with him?
Percy: *Shrugs* He's crazy.

[Mooyou]

@ Hooky, you need to do the RB first, then the Screentime task....

50 lines total.

[autowil]

Apr 11, 2010 10:48:40 GMT -5 jerseydude said:

Do u draw the faces on the strawberry.. Haha

[Hooky]

Apr 11, 2010 10:49:52 GMT -5 Mooyou said:

@ Hooky, you need to do the RB first, then the Screentime task....

50 lines total.

At least I have 24 hours to perfect it.

And I will make it as good as possible, for the sake of not ending up in 9th place or worse.

[jerseydude]

Apr 11, 2010 10:50:26 GMT -5 autowil said:

Apr 11, 2010 10:48:40 GMT -5 jerseydude said:

Do u draw the faces on the strawberry.. Haha

No. It was on there. I wanted to find one with a smiley to make it cuter. ;D

[Dånooky]

*Isamu picks enclosure 3*

[Jason & Derrick]

[Jason] picks enclosure (2)!


dan dont post nothing

[Dånooky]

Flower, bird, wind and moon; experience the beauties of nature and doing so, learn more about yourself....

Here little lizard, time for lunch, it's colorful.

**Eats a grape**

It's also, fresh and sweet, the best grapes on Earth.

**Iguana steps back**

Careful, it's a melon field under a plum tree, time to approach slooowly.

Look at the creature in the eyes, show it who's in control.

Breathe, connect with the lizard...be the lizard!

**Keeps an eye on the iguana as he approaches**

The key to success is fusing with nature.

You and I are one, and we are connected by life.

**Isamu steps closer, slowly**

**Isamu Picks another grape**

I want to share something with you, my friend.

**Stares at the iguana and throws the grape**

Here's my gift!

Reach to me!

**The iguana jumps and catches the grape**

Excellent teamwork!

**bows to the iguana** **gong**

[Heather]

Taxi to Guayaquil Cathedral! (-10 USD)


Annette has fondness for Lizards!

[Jason & Derrick]

Jason:look what brought a banna
Igauna:
Jason:it shape like penis
iguane:stare
Derrick:come hurry up honey
Jason:it flovor like the gay flag and it has spark
Igunan:move slow
Jason:i think we have gay igunance
Derrick:
Jason:and i aslo have sweet seven teen and cover girl any back
Igunace:move faster
Derrick :come on honey let just put out her flag
Jason:that will wrok i will put under the banna
Jason:come igunce i got banna under gay flag
Igunce:come faster
derrick:were persn that hand are clue
Jason:i nother thought we had gay inguce
Derrick: will if we save tonight i will give something
Jason:please i dont want do anything with you
Derrick:wow okay there taxi
Jason:bye gay ingunce
Ingunce:move back
Derrick;i love aminals that was good boy

[Heather]

Annette picks enclosure (11)

[Heather]

Annette: Hi Mr. Iguana...
Iguana: *stares*
Annette: I brought you blueberries.... they're nutritious, they're delicious...
Iguana: *looks at Annette like she's crazy*
Janae: I don't think it's hungry.
Annette: See, Mr. Iguana? *eats a blueberry*
Iguana: *stares*
Annette: This iguana is a bigger picky eater than my 4 year old.
Janae: *to cameraman* She's right you know.
Annette: *eats another blueberry*
Annette: Come on, you silly animal, hurry up and eat!!
Iguana: *backs up*
Janae: Don't scare it!
Annette: Oops... *reaches out to pet iguana*
Iguana: *bites and eats blueberry*
Janae:
Annette:
Janae: Well at least it ate the blueberry!
Iguana:
Annette: Yes now lets get out of here!

[Hooky]

Apr 11, 2010 14:04:04 GMT -5 Jason & Derrick said:

Jason:look what brought a banna
Igauna:
Jason:it shape like penis

Please stop this. It's not funny.

[Hooky]

All righty, here's part one (the Roadblock task skit):



ADRIANNA & AKBAR
Cousins

Akbar: Good luck! You can do this!
Adrianna: Maybe. I guess we’ll find out.
*Adrianna runs up to Iguana #7*
Adrianna: Hey little fellow! You’re so cute!
*Iguana doesn’t react in any way*
Adrianna (holds the kiwi directly in front of the iguana): Come get this little kiwi, my precious! Come on, don’t be shy!
*Iguana just sits there*
Akbar: What’s going on?
Adrianna: He’s a shy one, but don’t worry, we’ll get him! ;D
Akbar: I’m so glad she’s doing this.
Adrianna (looking at Percy’s spell): What’s gotten into him?!
*Iguana reacts in shock to Percy’s scary spell, and bites Adrianna’s shoe*
Adrianna: Hey, that’s no way to behave! But I will forgive you for now.
*Iguana walks back to its pen and stares blankly at Adrianna*
Adrianna: Well? You’ve got to face your fears one day or another. Might as well be today, right?
Akbar: Why are you talking to him? Is it really going to help?
Adrianna (ignoring Akbar, to the iguana): Well I still love you and I know that we can work this out. But first, you need to meet me half-way and eat my kiwi. Then we’ll talk.
Akbar:
*Iguana turns around and stares blankly at the wall in its pen*
Adrianna: I thought the way to get animals to like you is to be nice to them. (to Akbar) Any ideas?
Akbar: Nope, sorry. I guess we’ve been dealt the bad hand with this iguana.
Adrianna:

[Hooky]

I can totally see how this task would be hilarious to watch on TV.

[Hooky]

Okay, here's the Screentime Task:

ADRIANNA & AKBAR
Cousins

Adrianna: Boy, this is frustrating. Now all the other teams are starting to arrive.
*Adrianna stares at Isamu doing his RB*
Adrianna: Naturally the karate grandpa has an iguana that's already easy to work with.
*Iguana 7 starts to climb the side of it's pen*
Adrianna: How are you staying on the walls? Do you have superpowers?
*Iguana gets to the top and starts eating the top of the enclosure wall*
Adrianna: Oh, dear. Does eating the wall count?
*Clue Man shakes his head no*
Adrianna: My dearest Iguana, like I said, if you just fulfill your share of the bargain, it won't be too late for you and me.
*Realm & Rica and Paul & Andy arrive, Isamu finishes*
Adrianna: Oh, dear. This could be the end of our race...
Realm (to Rica): Yes, she's struggling! You can beat her!
Adrianna (to Realm): Careful, I heard that!
*Iguana falls over the wall into enclosure 8 and starts fighting with Realm & Rica's iguana*
Rica: Hey, get your iguana away from ours!
Adrianna: Sorry, he's out of control! (conf) The RB today was a nightmare. And I don't want to talk about that! Probably much worse than Akbar's cat experience!
Akbar (conf): I still doubt it.
Adrianna (conf): Oh, c'mon, you know it wasn't funny!
Akbar (conf):
*Adrianna tries to separate them and succeeds but gets bitten and scratched*
Adrianna: I'll just wait it out. (to iguana) However long it takes you to eat that wonderful kiwi, I'll just sit here and wait.
*Adrianna starts praying as Finn finishes*
Akbar (to Adrianna): Well maybe now we'll have some airtime! Just in case we didn't have any before!
Adrianna: Airtime doesn't matter to me. I just want to survive Leg 2!
Akbar: Whether he eats or not I'll still be proud of you! It's not your fault!
Adrianna: True. This is almost completely out of my hands.
*Annette & Janae and Marija & Mari arrive*
*Adrianna watches as Mari sings to the iguana*
Adrianna: Hmmm...maybe that will work instead. (Sings) Kiwi juice, kiwi juice, nice and sweet, yummy juice!
Akbar:
Adrianna: Lean and green, full of tart, just for you, my love at heart!
*Iguana looks at the kiwi and makes a weird unintelligible sound*
Adrianna: It's working! Eat my sweet, get some meat!
*Iguana walks toward the kiwi*
Adrianna: Good for you, now have two!
*Iguana touches the kiwi and eats it*
Adrianna: YES! We're still alive!
Akbar: Great job! I knew you could do it! Let's get out of here!