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Post by realshowfan on Apr 11, 2010 17:33:42 GMT -5
I've already picked the person doing the RB. ^_^ Marie.
[Marie] picks enclosure (10)!
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Post by realshowfan on Apr 11, 2010 17:58:37 GMT -5
 Marie: Good thing I'm doing this. Bijou would faint seeing the iguana! Suddenly the iguana walks nearer to Marie. Marie: AHHHH what is that??? And why is it sticking its tongue out at me?? The iguana continued to stick out its tongue. Marie:  Why I never! Despicable, rude, reptile, you! And I'm about to give you a treat! Would you like some?? Iguana:  Marie: Then put your tongue back in your mouth where it belongs! I don't want to see that long, red, thing ever again! The iguana continued to stick out its tongue. Marie: Oh? So that's the way you like it, eh? Well, sorry World Wildlife Foundation, Fund, whatever, but this is just too unacceptable. As Marie was about to grab a raspberry, to throw it at the iguana. Marie: No, as a model, I should be patient. Gosh, it's a pain already to just stand here and let it tease me. Iguana: =P Marie: Well then, here's a tease for YOU! Raspberries, dear, raspberries... Iguana: =P Marie: Raspberries...HEY!!!! I see what's with your stupid tongue now!!! You're blowing raspberries at me! How dare you! Big insulting on your part! Why, the nerve on these reptiles!! Iguana: =P Marie: GAHHH...Look, Mr. Iguana, or are you a Ms. or Mrs.?? Iguana: =P Marie: No idea, shouldn't care. Just, please, please, eat my iguana-I mean, raspberries. They are delicious, real delicious. If you don't eat one now, you may never have the chance again. The iguana stopped sticking its tongue out and stares. Marie: You roam around in the park, your friends do too, what if you'll never be noticed? They might think you're rude for blowing raspberries. Also, you may never get the chance to be featured on The Amazing Race ever again. Iguana: *crawls nearer* Marie: Don't regret your life!! Boy, this sounds so much like an anti-drugs campaign... Iguana: *crawls nearer and eats the raspberries* Marie: Aww yay!! You look cute too! Just stop being so rude!! Boy, am I such a good animal mentor or what? This is Marie feeling frustrated. =P And, to be honest, I didn't initially choose the raspberries so the iguana can stick out its tongue, nor did I let it stick out its tongue so it would make sense to the raspberries. I did not plan that, but I noticed how well put they are together.  And I think this is my last one before David comes back right? |
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Post by uycocoa on Apr 11, 2010 18:57:04 GMT -5
I'm gonna do the RB later. Weee!
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Post by Mooyou on Apr 11, 2010 19:53:42 GMT -5
I can totally see how this task would be hilarious to watch on TV. IKR. |
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Post by uycocoa on Apr 11, 2010 22:08:49 GMT -5
Rica: Ayayayayay! Iguanas! I don't hate them, but I don't like them too. Realm: Choose that iguana! That Iguana looks like Phil! Rica: Okay. I need a fruit. I want to have a watermelon! Realm: Ugh. That's too boring! Rica: Wait for my creativity and shear ingenuity, I'm gonna transform this to this! Presto!  Rica: Ayayayayayaayay! Cute dinosaur, come eat me! Rawr! Iguana: *ignores the fruit* Rica: Cute dinosaur, come eat me! Rawr! Eat one, get another one! Iguana: *ignores the fruit* Rica: Hey little green ugly crawler, taste me! Iguana: *ignores the fruit* Realm: RICA! That's not gonna lure that beast! Rica: Okay. This watermelon is the fruit you'll gonna need forever! Iguana: *ignores the fruit* Rica: See the design I carved? That's what I feel about you... I love youIguana: *0_0* *(In human language) Really?* Rica: Yes dear iggy! Come here, take a small bite! Iguana: *crawls near the fruit* Rica: That's it... you're doing great! Now, try to take a closer look... and bite it! Iguana: *Hmph. I've tasted this fruit... it's tasteless!* Rica: No, you haven't tasted my melon. MY MELON! My melon is the best in whole of Ecuador! The best in the whole Reptilian World! Iguana: *wait, are you a reptile too? Are you a salamander?* Rica: Yes... now take a small bite off it please.... It is very delicious! Muy Delicioso! Iguana: *now, ignores the iguana* Rica: I'm losing patience for you dear iguana. PLEASE EAT IT, OR YOU'LL SEE YOURSELF HANGING IN THE FOOD STALLS OF BEIJING! Iguana: *ascared, quickly approaches the fruit* Rica: WELL HURRY UP! OR ELSE YOU WILL BE A PART OF ANOTHER ROADBLOCK IN THE AMAZING RACE! YOU WILL BE EATEN BY FUTURE TEAMS! Grr! Iguana: *bites the fruit* Rica: YES! You're a good iguana! Well bad actually, but because you ate it, you're good! Okay. Do you have our next clue? Iguana: *?.??* Rica: WHAT!?!? FOR ALL THIS TIME, YOU DO NOT HAVE OUR CLUE! I HAVE SPENT AGES JUST TO LURE YOU WITH THAT! Well here's a surprise! THAT WATERMELON HAS A POISON! Iguana: *WHAT?!?!?* Rica: Adios Muchos Poso Negros! MAN: Well Maam, I have your next clue here. Rica: WHAT?!? So... I've killed an iguana? Realm: Just open the clue and we'll pray for the soul of the iguana! Rica: Gosh. These iguanas are making me lose my brain cells. |
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Post by Dånooky on Apr 11, 2010 22:10:05 GMT -5
GAH! The blocks frustrate me to no end @_@
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Post by baybay on Apr 11, 2010 22:13:20 GMT -5
[Andy] picks enclosure (5)!
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Post by uycocoa on Apr 11, 2010 22:37:09 GMT -5
GAH! The blocks frustrate me to no end @_@ We have to adapt to that rule.  |
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Post by Mooyou on Apr 11, 2010 23:52:43 GMT -5
GAH! The blocks frustrate me to no end @_@ What do you mean with this?? ;D |
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Post by uycocoa on Apr 11, 2010 23:53:47 GMT -5
GAH! The blocks frustrate me to no end @_@ What do you mean with this?? ;D If I were Dan, I would answer: SECRET!  |
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Post by Hooky on Apr 12, 2010 0:40:55 GMT -5
Moo, I think they mean the TAR/Survivor Blackout periods on RFF where no games can progress until the shows are over or something like that.
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Post by eragon on Apr 12, 2010 0:57:36 GMT -5
 Finn: Hey, little iguana. Come to me. Iguana: **Sleeping** Finn: Rachel, this iguana is sleeping. Rachel: **LOL**. You can do it, Finn. I believe in your hidden powers. Finn: Hidden powers? I don't have any. Rachel: You have! Think of it. Finn: **Thinks desperately** Oh yeah! I remember. But if I do that, this iguana could bite me. Rachel: No! Go and try it. It will work! Finn: Okay. **Walks to the iguana** Iguana: **Sleeping** Finn: I'm scared... Rachel: Go Finn! I'm supporting you. Finn: **blows out CO (Carbon Monoxide) straight from his a$$ to the Iguana's face** Rachel: Good job, Finn! Finn:  F*ck! It smells so bad. Iguana:  Finn: Oh. It worked! Iguana:  Finn: Oh Gosh, Rachel! I think the iguana's angry. Rachel: This is your chance. Go bring out that mango and force him to eat. Finn: C'mon, Iguana, my friend. This is delicious. Don't be angry. I know you like it too. Iguana: **stares at Finn, undescribable look** Finn: Huh? I don't know what you are thinking, my friend. Here, smell this mango. Smells really good. Iguana: **walks closely to Finn** Finn: There you go, good job my friend. Iguana: **smells the fruit** Finn: How was it. Eat it. Iguana: **Turns around** Finn:  Seems he didn't like it. Rachel: Finn. What happened? Finn: He didn't like it. I guess? Iguana: **he turned around again and he saw Finn's other hand and saw another mango** The Iguana walked closer to Finn again. Finn: Hey, look. He's coming back. Iguana: **eating the mago** Finn: Oh. Maybe he didn't realize that this is a mango until he maybe saw this whole mango in my right hand. Iguana: **eating the mango so bad** Finn: Oh. Wow! He liked it very much. Rachel:  Go get your clue. Finn: Okay... Hey, I'm done? Man: Yes. Here is your next clue. Finn: Thank you so much! Finn: Rachel, I don't think I'll do it again. Ever! Rachel: Feeding the iguana? Finn: No! Doing my secret power that only you and Quinn knew. It was embarrasing especially infront of these people and that innocent iguana. Never again, Rachel. Rachel: But if you didn't do that, the iguana is still sleeping at this moment. Finn: But.... Ahhhhhhhg! Rachel: It's funny Finn. |
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Post by Mooyou on Apr 12, 2010 1:03:57 GMT -5
Moo, I think they mean the TAR/Survivor Blackout periods on RFF where no games can progress until the shows are over or something like that. Oh. LOL. FUCK THE COPS FOR STAGING SUCH A BULLSHIT ARENA MAKING THE LEZ AND CAITE FIGHT.  |
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Post by Mooyou on Apr 12, 2010 2:10:53 GMT -5
Only Andy (baydogg) did not complete the RB YET.
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Post by baybay on Apr 12, 2010 2:54:33 GMT -5
 Dearest Iguana. How do you do? My name is Andy Waterloo. Here I have for you the most amazing meal, Which is the perfect reward for all your zeal. It is green which helps it blend into nature, Which means it won't put you in a zone of danger. In the zone of the prying and hungry prey, Which are out to get you each and every day. Another good thing about it is that it is full of energy, Those 167 calories won't cause an allergy. It's inner seed will also cause alot of joy, Better than a crappy pod of soy. So tell me Iguana do you approve of my offer, Or should a hand this avocado to a welcoming otter. Tell me what you think, Tell me what you feel. The fat in this avocado is good for you, Due to your lack of intake of meat and stew. This is the end please take this food, Or else you will have been extremely rude! YEAH!  |
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Post by uycocoa on Apr 12, 2010 4:41:34 GMT -5
Moo, next clue is 7:30 right? Yeah!
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Post by Mooyou on Apr 12, 2010 4:42:44 GMT -5
Yep
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Post by baybay on Apr 12, 2010 4:46:20 GMT -5
As in less than 2 hours from now??
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Post by Mooyou on Apr 12, 2010 4:47:52 GMT -5
As in less than 2 hours from now?? yes |
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Post by Mooyou on Apr 12, 2010 4:53:25 GMT -5
CURRENT POSITIONS: 9:14 AM  1st Percy & Anna / Dating (jerseydude) 9:17 AM  2nd Marie & Bijou / Models/Shopaholics (DavidMV) 9:18 AM  3rd Isamu & Retsu / Grandfather/Grandson (Dan) 9:24 AM  4th Finn& Rachel / Glee Members (eragon) 9:28 AM  5th Alex & Kelly / Dating Doctors (autowil) 9:37 AM  6th Adrianna & Akbar / Cousins (Hooky) 9:37 AM  7th Annette & Janae / Dating Mothers (Heather) 9:43 AM  8th Realm & Rica / Transgenders (uycocoa) 9:48 AM  9th Paul & Andy / Roommates (baydogg) 9:58 AM  10th Marija & Mari / Former Enemies (Snooky) 10:19 AM  11th Jason & Derrick / Married (spoler) |
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Why I never! Despicable, rude, reptile, you! And I'm about to give you a treat! Would you like some??
F*ck! It smells so bad. 
Seems he didn't like it. 
